I Have Nothing To Say

Should be called Six Wordless Saturday.

I have nothing to blog about so I have raided my Funnies For A Blue Day folder and found some helpful food tips. 

Black type is from Delia; red type is the same tip but from that peculiar old lady who does the email rounds:

• To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
• Buy Smash mashed potato mix. Keeps in the cupboard for up to a year.
• When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
• Go to the bakery.  They’ll even decorate it for you.
• Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
• Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.  All pains go away.
• Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
• Leftover wine???????   HELLO!!!!!!

If you’ve finished the wine and tequila, go here for more Shix Word Shaturdays.

Joke 359

I stole this one from Janie’s Place:

Who is green and stays outdoors all year round? 

Patty O’ Furniture.

Happy St Patrick’s Day!