Joke 364

22 Mar
Denos 6 & 85 Truck stop, Commerce City, Colora...

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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man’s milk and then took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man’s plate, and then took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Soon after, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?”

The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either: he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles.”

10 Responses to “Joke 364”

  1. jmgoyder March 22, 2012 at 05:08 #

    Revenge is sweet!


  2. vivinfrance March 22, 2012 at 08:10 #

    Silent protest does the trick better than any shouting or punching.


  3. judithatwood March 22, 2012 at 11:51 #

    Good one!


    • Jimmy Aring March 22, 2012 at 13:22 #

      It’d be nice to think that some a truckie somewhere has actually done this.


  4. Simply Tia March 22, 2012 at 15:30 #

    Hahahahaa. Good one!!!!


  5. Kate Kresse March 22, 2012 at 23:28 #

    LOVE IT!!!Laughing hysterically, thinking of Clint Eastwood,~and shairing on FB!


  6. bluebee March 23, 2012 at 02:04 #

    haha – and justice prevails – love it


  7. Tilly Bud March 23, 2012 at 12:07 #

    I’m glad you all enjoyed it 🙂


  8. Perfecting Motherhood March 25, 2012 at 23:52 #



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