Deutsch: Hintertatze eines Eisbärs im Karlsruher Zoo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Thanks to Debbie in London for this joke.
A bear walks into a bar and says, ‘………………………………………………………’
The barman asks, ‘Why the big pause?’
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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Maybe because it’s getting late here…but…moan. 🙂
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And an old man leaning on the bar with his pint spoke up “barman, don’t be daft. You know bears can’t talk”
And the bear growled “Oh yes I can,” and swiped him with one of his big paws, knocking the pint to the floor..
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Groan.
(Don’t worry I’ll grin and bear it)
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Oh what a sweet little foot. My dog Max liked to lay on his stomach and spread his feet behind him. This looks like Max’s foot, except he was not a bear. Got me to wondering how many toes bear’s have. I only count five, but it looks like the “thumb” is missing. Dianne
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Max’s father was named Big Bear was is something like Ursa Maximus. We called Max our “little bear.” Now you got me crying. I miss Max.
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I’m so sorry.
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A horse walked into the bar. The barman said ‘why the long face?’
🙂
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Think I’ll stay out of that bar! 😉
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Good thinking 🙂
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