Joke 376

3 Apr
Deutsch: Hintertatze eines Eisbärs im Karlsruh...

Deutsch: Hintertatze eines Eisbärs im Karlsruher Zoo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to Debbie in London for this joke.

A bear walks into a bar and says, ‘………………………………………………………’

The barman asks, ‘Why the big pause?’

10 Responses to “Joke 376”

  1. slpmartin April 3, 2012 at 05:54 #

    Maybe because it’s getting late here…but…moan. 🙂


  2. vivinfrance April 3, 2012 at 07:29 #

    And an old man leaning on the bar with his pint spoke up “barman, don’t be daft. You know bears can’t talk”

    And the bear growled “Oh yes I can,” and swiped him with one of his big paws, knocking the pint to the floor..


  3. Pseu April 3, 2012 at 08:30 #


    (Don’t worry I’ll grin and bear it)


  4. SchmidleysScribbling April 3, 2012 at 14:31 #

    Oh what a sweet little foot. My dog Max liked to lay on his stomach and spread his feet behind him. This looks like Max’s foot, except he was not a bear. Got me to wondering how many toes bear’s have. I only count five, but it looks like the “thumb” is missing. Dianne


  5. SchmidleysScribbling April 3, 2012 at 14:33 #

    Max’s father was named Big Bear was is something like Ursa Maximus. We called Max our “little bear.” Now you got me crying. I miss Max.


  6. Debbie (@DebbieInLondon) April 3, 2012 at 22:14 #

    A horse walked into the bar. The barman said ‘why the long face?’



  7. grannymar April 4, 2012 at 17:00 #

    Think I’ll stay out of that bar! 😉


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