Joke 380

7 Apr

Ripcord time

A skydiver is enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute.  He pulls the ripcord but nothing happens.  “No problem,” he says to himself,  “I still have my emergency chute.”  So he pulls the ripcord on his emergency parachute, and once again, nothing happens.  Now the man begins to panic.  “What am I going to do?”  He thinks.  “I’m a goner.”

Just then, he sees a man flying up from the earth toward him.  He can’t figure out where this man is coming from or what he’s doing, but he says to himself, “I hope he can help me.  If he can’t, then I’m in real trouble.”  When the man gets close enough to him, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts, “Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?”

The man coming up cups his hands and yells back, “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?”

11 Responses to “Joke 380”

  1. siggiofmaine April 7, 2012 at 04:44 #

    Sigh. But a good one…☺.
    Siggi in Downeast Maine.


  2. terry1954 April 7, 2012 at 04:50 #

    too cute!!!


  3. pouringmyartout April 7, 2012 at 05:18 #

    At least they wont die alone.


    • Tilly Bud April 9, 2012 at 11:40 #

      Job’s comfort!

      Hehe. Thanks for the smile 🙂


  4. jmgoyder April 7, 2012 at 05:34 #

    Love it!


  5. Maggie L R April 7, 2012 at 05:43 #

    ha ha.. funny one…


  6. |nabadip| April 7, 2012 at 07:15 #



  7. lanceleuven April 7, 2012 at 09:23 #

    I was wondering where that one was going, but I liked where it went!


  8. viveka April 7, 2012 at 16:10 #

    Great one!


  9. Pseu April 7, 2012 at 20:27 #

    daft. With a short ‘a’


  10. Jokes April 7, 2012 at 20:36 #

    haha… very funny 🙂


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