Joke 383

Picture of a library (?; of a learned society?) or bookshop (?) (not mentioned in Taubert's Bibliopola) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This is from Will & Guy.

Maturity – What I’ve Learned

I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others — they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I’ve learned age is a high price to pay for maturity.

I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.