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A True Story

16 Apr
Česky: Záchodová mísa English: Toilet bowl

Česky: Záchodová mísa English: Toilet bowl (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

There was a moth swimming in the toilet bowl one morning.  Thinking it was dead, I flushed the loo. 

When I checked, amazingly, it was still alive, so I took pity and scooped it out.  It sat on the window sill, sopping wet.  I gave it a gentle blow dry with my breath. 

Unfortunately, it wasn’t gentle enough because I blew it off the window sill; it landed on the pavement and a passing man trod on it. 

Cruel fate, but very funny.

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I promised to schedule posts for you.  I never said they’d be interesting.

Joke 389

16 Apr

My son’s been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday.  I went to our local pet shop and they were £70.  Much too expensive.

I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

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