Joke 390

17 Apr

Thanks to Mirth and Motivation for this one.

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.  He found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, and decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.  One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.   Her natural beauty took his breath away.

“I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said to her, “but in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.”

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

21 Responses to “Joke 390”

  1. granny1947 April 17, 2012 at 05:18 #

    I should have read this one many years ago.
    three marriages and no money.
    I can be so dumb!


  2. jmgoyder April 17, 2012 at 05:26 #

    haha! I have just subscribed to m@m thanks to you!


  3. Perfecting Motherhood April 17, 2012 at 05:49 #

    Very funny and smart!


  4. vivinfrance April 17, 2012 at 07:19 #

    Serve him right! He’d never have been happy with such a gold-digger.


  5. Pseu April 17, 2012 at 07:58 #



  6. viveka April 17, 2012 at 10:00 #

    This is funny … smart girl.


  7. judithatwood April 17, 2012 at 11:43 #

    Another knee-slapper!


  8. judithatwood April 17, 2012 at 11:44 #

    A great laugh to start the morning! Thanks!


  9. The Wanderlust Gene April 17, 2012 at 12:23 #



  10. lanceleuven April 17, 2012 at 16:00 #

    Nice! There’s a lesson in there somewhere…


    • Tilly Bud April 22, 2012 at 10:39 #

      Bump off Dad before handing out your business cards…?


      • lanceleuven April 22, 2012 at 11:30 #

        I was thinking more along the lines of being humble and not arrogantly flaunting wealth you haven’ t yet inherited, a kind of don’t count your chickens thing.

        But if you really I should bump off the old man instead then fair enough I’ll crack straight on with it.


        • Tilly Bud April 22, 2012 at 11:32 #

          I’d backtrack fast here if I didn’t need the money I’m going to raise from blackmailing you.


          • lanceleuven April 22, 2012 at 11:49 #

            You’re planning to blackmail me? What is the world coming to? Now you can’t even trust someone who instructs you to kill off your own father in order to guarantee your inheritance? Then who can you trust?

            Sometimes I’m just shocked and appalled at this world.


            • Tilly Bud April 22, 2012 at 11:51 #

              What can I tell you? There’s a recession on.


  11. robincoyle April 17, 2012 at 17:18 #

    Tee hee


  12. grannymar April 17, 2012 at 20:27 #

    I know someone that I should send that to!


  13. eof737 April 18, 2012 at 17:53 #

    Stll makes me laugh! Thanks for the blog mention. 🙂


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