Dear Readers, thanks for your patience.
My little project is almost finished. I calculate I need another three days, but I’m taking the weekend off to answer your comments – it’s going to take me a whole weekend. What nice readers you are, talking to me as if I’m here.
As a thank you, here are some blogging jokes that will only be appreciated by bloggers. They are from cartoons I found on the internet (bloggers don’t seem to write their own jokes about blogging; why is that?). The links can be found at the bottom of the post.
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Blogger one: I have nothing to say.
Blogger Two: You should blog about it.
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Employee One to Employee Two: It’s time for my monthly report. What’s a productive way of saying, ‘Surfed the web and hung out in chat rooms?’
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How many Bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but at least six others have to write lengthy postings about the political ramifications of why we should even have the light bulb in the first place.
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Husband to Angry Wife: Of course I remembered our anniversary. Didn’t you see my pingback this morning?
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What’s the difference between a blog and roadkill?
Fewer hits before it starts stinking.
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What’s the difference between starting a blog and going crazy?
One is a disorder caused by a severe personality imbalance and the other is a disorder caused by a severe personality imbalance.
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For the sources of these jokes (and the place to leave your outraged comments) go here:
For more Six Word Saturdays go here
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I refrain from making a comment that requires an answer:) Have a good weekend.
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Thanks. I appreciate that.
😉
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🙂
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Why aren’t I allowed to leave my outraged comments here?
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Because A) Don’t kill the messenger 2) I already have a billion comments to respond to D) Which Christmas movie did I get my inspiration for my numbered answers from?
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I don’t know. Should I?
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I don’t know. Have you ever been left home alone?
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yes. I looked after the house and dog-sat when I was 14.
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Hehe. I know you have a sense of humour but I’m guessing this isn’t one of those times…
Not a Macauley Kulkin fan?
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who?
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Viv, you crack me up!
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I would have guessed Jim Carey’s Grinch, but from your clue, is it Home Alone?
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It is! Buzz says it, but I can’t remember if it is one or two; I think it’s two.
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You are so cool. I want to be like you when I grow up (*lol*). Seriously, you’re good. 🙂
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Hehehe 🙂 If I ever grow up, I’ll tell you how it’s done.
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This week I was described by someone who has known me on letterdash for some years as being “as old as the hills and still a kid”
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I will be reading you!!
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😀 🙂
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I don’t get the lightbulb one. I have a feeling that I should get it, but I don’t.
I get the others though, Tilly! 😀
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I’m not sure I did, either; but I think it’s about blogging by polling…
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I fancy a malteser
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Well you have been single a long time.
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Alas, that is so true.
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Thanks for the giggles! Blessings from 6WS.
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🙂
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My disorder is perfectly balanced, thank you very much.
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Yours more than most, I suspect 😉
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Thanks for all the smiles. Have a great weekend.
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Blogger one: I have nothing to say.
Blogger Two: You should blog about it.
Love it 🙂
I am now going to scroll back through the posts I missed to see why you are thanking people for their patience 🙂 coz I’m nosey
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I like nosy; it brings new readers 🙂
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those were cute
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You always make me giggle – love that. No apologies are needed when you’re off living life 🙂
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An excellent point!
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I’m sure I left a comment but it’s vanished 🙂 I pretty well said no apologies needed when you’re off living life
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Sorry, you ended up in my spam box.
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You know that you’ve come a long way when you’re are poked fun of, as bloggers we should be proud.
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Another good point!
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Lol, too many bloggers take themselves so very seriously. I think some time in a rigorous academic environment should be training for those who do believe their every word is earth changing.
I feel a bit bad about number 1 I too have blogged about my mojo going AWOL and leaving me wordless
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I’ve done that as well 🙂
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Those were fun! Good luck getting all of your work done!
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Thanks!
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Great fun, I love coming here and having a laugh..
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Excellent! I love people telling me they love coming here and having a laugh, despite my Malteser edict.
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Considering you are not here it is damn busy. Dianne
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Good luck with the final three days. I feel like the kids in Chitty Bang Bang waiting for Professor Potts to come out of the garage.
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Oh dear…it’s not exciting at all. You might want to put me in a lookout box and airlift me over the English Channel when you find out.
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Port out, starboard home 😀
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Twirly moustaches at the ready!
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Leaving a smile, just for you 🙂
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What a lovely gift! Thank you 🙂
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You’re SO worth it!
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Is that you, L’Oreal? 🙂
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Want a contract? It’s yours.
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With THIS hair? 😀
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If ‘blog-off’ isn’t a swear word, perhaps it should be?
🙂
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😀
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These are great fun! I especially liked:
“Blogger one: I have nothing to say.
Blogger Two: You should blog about it.”
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That one really hit home with me 🙂
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