Joke 394

21 Apr

Thanks to Sidey for this one.

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. “Morning,” I said.

“No” he replied, “just having a pee.”

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23 Responses to “Joke 394”

  1. terry1954 April 21, 2012 at 05:29 #

    haha very funny!!!!

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  2. adinparadise April 21, 2012 at 05:32 #

    Hehehe. Loved it, Tilly. šŸ˜‰

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  3. Lori April 21, 2012 at 05:43 #

    Oh that’s a good one. I love simple jokes like this! (I actually snorted when I laughed out loud at this one!k)

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  4. granny1947 April 21, 2012 at 07:04 #

    Thanks to both of you! šŸ™‚

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  5. jmgoyder April 21, 2012 at 08:53 #

    That is definitely a LOL!

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  6. sanstorm April 21, 2012 at 09:08 #

    … Took a minute, that joke doesn’t work with my accent. If you want to exclude me further, find a joke based on “curtain” and “certain” being homophones.

    ‘Cos they aren’t.

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    • Tilly Bud April 22, 2012 at 11:34 #

      So how do you pronounce ‘morning’ and ‘mourning’?

      Or was it ‘pee’ and ‘pea’?

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      • sanstorm April 24, 2012 at 10:22 #

        The vowels are different. In morning the vowel is o in mourning it s ou.
        So morning it is like in ‘loss’ and in mourning it is in like … The o in mow.

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        • Lori April 25, 2012 at 05:08 #

          But both words are pronounced the same. They are homophones. The “or” and the “our” are both pronounced as in the word “or” or the word “tore”. If you check a dictionary, you will see that they are pronounced exactly the same.

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          • sanstorm April 25, 2012 at 21:57 #

            In England. Not here in Scotland. The Dictionaries are “English” dictionaries. I was just saying that because I am Scottish it took two readings are they are not homophones here šŸ™‚

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            • Lori April 26, 2012 at 21:32 #

              Oh I see!! Well that makes sense then. I’m in America, and try as I might I couldn’t see how they wouldn’t sound the same! lol I was really puzzled and a bit worried for you! šŸ™‚ By the way, I enjoyed your post about it. Will probably be back to visit your blog again soon. Thanks for setting me straight.

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  7. judithatwood April 21, 2012 at 11:10 #

    Your post is always first in line when I wake up — I love the laughs! šŸ˜Ž

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  8. grannymar April 21, 2012 at 12:00 #

    Watering the plants was he? šŸ˜†

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  9. viveka April 21, 2012 at 14:36 #

    it took me a while to get this one …. it’s more then okay.

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  10. robincoyle April 21, 2012 at 14:47 #

    I almost sprayed coffee across my computer over this one.

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  11. bluebee April 22, 2012 at 04:59 #

    Haha

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  12. Tilly Bud April 22, 2012 at 11:36 #

    You see – first a joke about poo, then a joke about pee, and you are all happy again.

    Now I know your level, I’ll stick to it šŸ˜‰

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  13. lanceleuven April 22, 2012 at 13:02 #

    Nice one. Because it’s so easy to get those two confused…

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