I read this one in Johnny Hart’s B.C. cartoon and it tickled me.
A July 10, 2007 Mallard Fillmore tribute. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
From Wiley’s Dictionary:
MANDATE: Two guys watching sports.
8 Responses to “Joke 396”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
(I’m lost on the cartoon one)
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Not a joke; just the only BC cartoon I could use because it came through Zemantec. I thought the pic might jog the memories of readers who didn’t know which cartoon I was talking about.
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maybe I’m not firing on all synapses today? 🙂
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Have to smile … but where do you find some of the jokes. *smile
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Internet/emails/people send them/tell them. I’m a joke thief 🙂
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Have some cracking jokes .. but maybe a bit naughty for this environment – they are fully dressed naughty. Keep on doing .. what you’re doing.
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Thanks. I sometimes do a bit near the knuckle, but not outright naughty. I’m far too prudish for naughty jokes 🙂
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I think you … can be quite naughty.
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