Joke 403

30 Apr
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Wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A woman in her eighties made the local news when she married for the fourth time.  She was interviewed by a local TV station and the reporter asked how it felt to be married again, particularly as her new husband was an undertaker.

The woman smiled as she explained, ‘In my twenties, I married a banker.  In my forties, I married a circus ring master.  In my sixties, I married a pastor.  Now, in my eighties, I’ve married a funeral director.  I married one for the money; two for the show; three to get ready; and four to go.’

14 Responses to “Joke 403”

  1. robincoyle April 30, 2012 at 05:01 #

    moowahahahaha. You slay me.


  2. terry1954 April 30, 2012 at 05:02 #

    that was a good one!!!


  3. siggiofmaine April 30, 2012 at 05:04 #

    BIG SIGH…but good. Thanks☺.
    Siggi in Downeast Maine, USA


  4. Patrecia Upton April 30, 2012 at 06:44 #

    what a very practical and well thought out strategy…of course it was also very funny!


  5. alienhippy April 30, 2012 at 09:29 #

    Tilly, this cracked me up…LOVE IT!!!!
    Love and hugs my friend. Lisa. xx 🙂


  6. viveka April 30, 2012 at 10:09 #

    This is … a cracker !!! Monday morning big smile.


  7. Tilly Bud April 30, 2012 at 11:11 #

    Such varied reactions…humour is so subjective.


  8. bluebee April 30, 2012 at 12:49 #

    Even Elvis is groaning


  9. judithatwood April 30, 2012 at 13:59 #

    Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa-! Too funny!


  10. slpmartin April 30, 2012 at 16:24 #

    Maybe it’s the second cup of coffee…but I really had to laugh aloud on this one. 🙂


    • Tilly Bud May 1, 2012 at 08:47 #

      Excellent! May all the jokes provoke such a response 🙂


      • vivinfrance May 3, 2012 at 20:44 #

        They always do. This one made me think: No.1 was an engineer, No.2 a dentist, how can I make a joke out of that?


        • Tilly Bud May 4, 2012 at 12:17 #

          Hmm. They both use drills.

          That’s all I got.


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