Wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
A woman in her eighties made the local news when she married for the fourth time. She was interviewed by a local TV station and the reporter asked how it felt to be married again, particularly as her new husband was an undertaker.
The woman smiled as she explained, ‘In my twenties, I married a banker. In my forties, I married a circus ring master. In my sixties, I married a pastor. Now, in my eighties, I’ve married a funeral director. I married one for the money; two for the show; three to get ready; and four to go.’
The Laughing Housewife 
moowahahahaha. You slay me.
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that was a good one!!!
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BIG SIGH…but good. Thanks☺.
Peace,
Siggi in Downeast Maine, USA
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Love her sense of humour. Thanks for the laugh. 😉
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what a very practical and well thought out strategy…of course it was also very funny!
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Tilly, this cracked me up…LOVE IT!!!!
Love and hugs my friend. Lisa. xx 🙂
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This is … a cracker !!! Monday morning big smile.
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Such varied reactions…humour is so subjective.
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Even Elvis is groaning
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Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa-! Too funny!
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Maybe it’s the second cup of coffee…but I really had to laugh aloud on this one. 🙂
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Excellent! May all the jokes provoke such a response 🙂
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They always do. This one made me think: No.1 was an engineer, No.2 a dentist, how can I make a joke out of that?
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Hmm. They both use drills.
That’s all I got.
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