Famous With Sweaty Armpits

It’s the first of the month, and that means it is:

 Searches That Found My Blog Day. 

Enjoy!

Axilla hairy Português: Axila peluda (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I get why this might be your first stop

• no music no life
• terrible cook
• famous with sweaty armpits
• freeporncartoons
• someone eating maltesers
• “a hairier chest”
• woman in pyjamas
• our top 10 armpit disasters

The only kind we see in Stockport

• cartoon sun
• gay frogs
• long arm quilter
• clear hub express
• worm telling jokes

The only kind we see in this house

• funny marriage
• best boy armpits
• couple arguing
• ugly person with big teeth

She’s not from Stockport

• ugly sunburnt girl

Neither is he

• laughing johnny in runcorn

A natural progression

• man wife mall
• never argue with an idiot
• downhill my wife my home my car
• my wife ran away with my best friend

Trace it to where?

• trace a crocodile foot

By ‘everyone’ I assume you mean ‘husband’?

• everyone yelling at girl after marriage

The first rule is: there are no rules

• rule of marriage humor

Signs of what, exactly?

• signs – kids with foil on head

Stockport Pyramid (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks for nothing; now I need to know the answer

• why does the top of one of the middle pyramid look different
• one boob said to the other
• why are my legs hairless after menopause?

And I thought I had a big appetite

• lets eat benimar

Is there anyone left alive who might know this?

• noah’s ark birthday invitation wording

A little too specific for my liking

• south indian older actress armpit
• sean bean death statistics funny

What; like a tattoo, you mean?

• cartoons on engineers

Joke 404

A boss was worried that his employees had no respect for him so he posted a sign on his door: 

I’m the Boss.

The next day he arrived at his office to find a note taped underneath: 

Your wife called.  She wants her sign back.

Crusader Graffiti in the Church of the holy Supulchure (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This joke reminds me of a piece of graffiti I once read about.

Poster on a wall:

The meek shall inherit the earth.

Written underneath:

If that’s okay with the rest of you.

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