It’s the first of the month, and that means it is:
Searches That Found My Blog Day.
Enjoy!
Axilla hairy Português: Axila peluda (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
I get why this might be your first stop
- no music no life
- terrible cook
- famous with sweaty armpits
- freeporncartoons
- someone eating maltesers
- “a hairier chest”
- woman in pyjamas
- our top 10 armpit disasters
The only kind we see in Stockport
- cartoon sun
- gay frogs
- long arm quilter
- clear hub express
- worm telling jokes
The only kind we see in this house
- funny marriage
- best boy armpits
- couple arguing
- ugly person with big teeth
She’s not from Stockport
- ugly sunburnt girl
Neither is he
- laughing johnny in runcorn
A natural progression
- man wife mall
- never argue with an idiot
- downhill my wife my home my car
- my wife ran away with my best friend
Trace it to where?
- trace a crocodile foot
By ‘everyone’ I assume you mean ‘husband’?
- everyone yelling at girl after marriage
The first rule is: there are no rules
- rule of marriage humor
Signs of what, exactly?
- signs – kids with foil on head
Stockport Pyramid (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Thanks for nothing; now I need to know the answer
- why does the top of one of the middle pyramid look different
- one boob said to the other
- why are my legs hairless after menopause?
And I thought I had a big appetite
- lets eat benimar
Is there anyone left alive who might know this?
- noah’s ark birthday invitation wording
A little too specific for my liking
- south indian older actress armpit
- sean bean death statistics funny
What; like a tattoo, you mean?
- cartoons on engineers
The Laughing Housewife 
THAT was a little unexpected – hahahah!
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Goodness me! 😉 Happy May Day to you, Tilly
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Happy May Day Tilly, the obsession with armpits in the searches is a little disturbing. What does it mean about the public in general? Personally I thought the freeporncartoon to be very funny. Those kookie people, gotta love them.
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You love ’em if you want to – I want to know why they all find my particular blog 🙂
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LOL I love these. Mine are so dull in comparison. I missed the post on freeporncartoon do you have a link for me?
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Be sure your dirty secrets will find you out! I swear, I didn’t write one.
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Now I have to go look at what searches brought people to my blog. Probably pales in comparison to your list.
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That’s because you are a normal human being 🙂 What I wouldn’t give to be normal.
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Normal you say? Hmm….I wouldn’t go that far.
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😀
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Ewwww! giggles!
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You have very interesting searches that find your blog – mine tend to be rather dull – ‘chocolate’, ‘maths jokes’, ‘white rabbits’ etc
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You could always tell us they were ‘chocolate jokes’ and ‘rabbit maths’…
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And not just my legs.
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It took me a minute, but i think these must be previous blog post titles. How about the links. Dianne
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You really think I write posts called ‘Free Porn Cartoons’ and ‘Ugly Sunburnt Girl’?
Hmm…maybe I should. Think there’ll be any interest?
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I’ve heard of horny toads, but gay frogs? Sounds like something our government would pay millions of dollars in grants to study.
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Hehehe. It’s all about discovery 🙂
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Brilliant … brilliant … and more brilliant !!!!! You are superb !!!! Good luck with May.
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Well, what can I say? No Maltesers for you!
And thanks 🙂
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But what I REALLY want to know is why are my legs still hairy after menopause – especially is other folks’ legs are hairless? It doesn’t seem fair. There must be some benefit to the change of life. (Sob)
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You’re telling me I haven’t even got hairless legs to look forward to…?
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Why do you get all the best search engine fruit cakes? It must be something to do with the tags you put on your posts. Mine are mostly a dead bore.
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My tags are dull as well – just look at my cloud, to the right.
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Feeling thoroughly inadequate, I went straight to have a look at my “search engine terms.” Lo and behold, an interesting one: “in a desire to re-write my life should i edit out the blips and bloomers finish” What on earth is that all about?
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Now what you should have done when you shared it was to edit out “in a desire to re-write my life should i edit out the” and just shared “blips and bloomers finish”.
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thanks for the laugh.. he he
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These are just downright weird!
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Welcome to my life 🙂
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Hilarious (except for the photo which will undoubtedly give me nightmares shortly)
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Horrendous, isn’t it? I must remember to send a razor to Julia Roberts.
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