Happy Birthday darling boy.
We love you so much.
And, oh yes, happy birthday to the Hub’s sister as well.
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Joke 405
2 MayCruise Ship - Celebrity Infinity (Photo credit: blmiers2)
A magician was performing on a cruise ship. Each night of the show, his star parrot would give the game away by saying, “It’s up his sleeve/in his pocket/in his shoe,” and so on.
The magician began to lose patience but before he could do anything, the ship hit an iceberg and sank. The magician saved himself by clinging to a table and floating on the sea for a few days, with the parrot on his shoulder.
The parrot never said a word until the fourth day, when he suddenly sighed and said, “Okay, I give up: what did you do with the ship?”
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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