Joke 410

7 May
Gulf Coast League Twins

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Four men met at a hospital where their wives were giving birth.  A nurse approached Adam and said, “Congratulations, it’s twins.”

Adam said, “That’s a coincidence, I work for the Minnesota Twins.”

Soon after, a nurse told Brian, “Congratulations, you’ve got triplets.”

Brian said, “Another coincidence: I’m a director for 3 Musketeers.”

Another nurse arrived to tell Chad, “Congratulations!  It’s quads!” Chad laughed and said, “And I work at a Four Seasons hotel.”

Suddenly, Dave fainted.  When he came to, Adam, Brian and Chad asked what happened.

Dave gulped, “I work for 7-Eleven…”

11 Responses to “Joke 410”

  1. Megan@MondayMorningMusings May 7, 2012 at 04:08 #

    Good one!

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  2. siggiofmaine May 7, 2012 at 04:18 #

    Love it !
    Hope you are feeling better.
    Peace and love,
    Siggi in Downeast Maine

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  3. judithatwood May 7, 2012 at 05:25 #

    Good one!!

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  4. Perfecting Motherhood May 7, 2012 at 06:00 #

    Thank goodness for ultrasounds!

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  5. adinparadise May 7, 2012 at 08:06 #

    Enough to give him a heart attack! 😉

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  6. kiwidutch May 7, 2012 at 11:43 #

    If it were seven I would be busy pitying his poor wife delivering them all, NOT him!

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  7. grannymar May 7, 2012 at 16:13 #

    I’d faint too at the thought of producung seven at the one time!

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  8. viveka May 7, 2012 at 17:09 #

    Wonderful …. wonderful … wonderful …. feeling sorry for David’s wife *smile

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  9. Kate Kresse May 8, 2012 at 05:05 #

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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