Last one from Michelle. I don’t know about you, but I’ve really enjoyed them.
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
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11 Responses to “Joke 429”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
My Malteser privileges?! No!
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A man who understand priorities, I see 🙂
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Sorry, I can’t visit you. I will try again later. Have a Malteser by way of apology.
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not enough detail to draw any conclusions?
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hehe
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Hehehe. Love that ghoulish sketch. 😉
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I will miss these good puns – unless you give us more of your own!
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Tilly … you’re some woman you – but it gave me a smile with my breakfast. *smile
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But Police want to trace the owner of an ACME ten ton weight…
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Great puns, now happily put to bed!
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Yes, so have I 🙂
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