If this is summer, it must be spring cleaning. Yesterday was tidy up the garden time. I fought pavement weeds, re-arranged the garden ornaments (old bikes, old pots, recycling bins) and braved the grass.
Today, I spent the past hour uploading photos and writing amusing captions, and WordPress has just lost them.
We are not amused. And neither are you, because I’m not uploading them again.
Notifies people of a joke. (SVG version) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Thanks to Granny1947 for this one. She’s funny without the jokes. Check out her blog.
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I’m in trouble with the wife. We were in bed and she asked what I would like to do most with her body.
Apparently, “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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