Joke 433

30 May

Thanks to my friend Cliff for this one.

The Grim Reaper

The Grim Reaper (Photo credit: Helico)



The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.

Talk about Dyson with death.



14 Responses to “Joke 433”

  1. terry1954 May 30, 2012 at 04:37 #

    that was too funny! i always get your joke right before i retire for bed. it is great! i go to bed with a smile, and this helps me forget about my day. thanks!


  2. misswhiplash May 30, 2012 at 04:39 #

    uuuuggghh….very good…


  3. drivelology May 30, 2012 at 04:43 #

    I love jokes like this. Simple but always provide a little chuckle


    • Tilly Bud May 30, 2012 at 10:58 #

      We also do shaggy dog stories and pun wincers that make your eyes water 😀


  4. kiwidutch May 30, 2012 at 07:14 #

    Oh groan! (but it’s good one!)


  5. adinparadise May 30, 2012 at 07:37 #

    Hahahaha. Love it. 😉


  6. viveka May 30, 2012 at 14:44 #

    *smile … here you can see what a real Dyson can do for us girls – – funny.


  7. Janie Jones May 30, 2012 at 15:12 #

    Love it!!!


  8. grannymar May 30, 2012 at 20:49 #



  9. Russel Ray Photos May 31, 2012 at 01:32 #

    I like this only because I read it. Unfortunately, I didn’t understand it. Maybe it’s too late in the day here.


I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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