Robert Pattinson With Small Hairs

1 Jun
Underarm Hair

Underarm Hair (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It’s the first of the month which means…time to look at the searches which found my blog in May.

If you enjoy these, there are links to similar posts at the bottom.

Someone Has A Fetish

  • hairy nude women armpits
  • armpit draw
  • robert pattinson with small hairs 
  • girls that dont shave arms
  • wet armpit porn
  • kerala house wife sweaty armpit
  • air in arm pits girls 
  • bushy sweaty arm pits men
  • freak americans dont shave armpits
  • irish women don’t shave
  • kids longest arm hair
  • demi moore striptease hairy
  • welding women dont shave
  • fat taxi dog hairy
  • armpitcartoons

And So Does Someone Else

  • fat getting washed
  • fat under armpit
  • jessica roberts armpit
  • wrinkles on armpits
  • armpit famous
  • arm pit fat

And Here’s Another

  • hairy people farting
  • people with severe farting
  • summer fart
  • diana fart

I’m Afraid To Ask

  • sons sagging without underwear
  • old wooden leg
  • kids smiling with nasty teeth
  • magnetic chickens in love
  • paul’s shattered legs misery

If Wishing Made It So…

  • beat the grim reaper
  • julia roberts fat

It’s Always About The Specifics

  • yorkshire gay
  • good looking family man with folded legs
  • born without my left arm smiling
  • bud lite song: nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone, i dont want to talk about it politics 
  • chinese girls dissecting animals

I See Why They Ended Up Here

  • frustrated woman in front of a computer
  • laughing into the washing machine

I Know A Good Idea When I Hear One

  • maltesers sandwich
  • fish spelling

Size Or Psychic?  (This Is The Internet; It Could Be Either)

  • medium cats

Seems Like A Fair Swap

  • carrots for tortoise


60 Responses to “Robert Pattinson With Small Hairs”

  1. SammyDee June 1, 2012 at 12:04 #

    Maltesers sandwich? Not with bread surly? Maltesers wrap – i.e. Malteser fajita could work.

    (It sounds a little strange but I had a banana and cream fajita in a restaurant once. It shouldn’t work but it was delicious. I was gutted when they took it off the menu).

    Mmmm, crunched up Maltesers on banana split… You should share your Maltesers recipes with us one day.


    • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 10:35 #

      I only have one recipe; here it is:

      Open packet.
      Devour, before someone asks for one.

      Waste my Maltesers on other food? Are you crazy? 🙂


  2. adinparadise June 1, 2012 at 12:11 #

    Oh yes, a malteser sandwich sounds like a great idea, but what about a chocolate sundae with double chocolate ice cream, bits of choc brownies, chocolate sauce, a dozen maltesers and whipped cream?


  3. jmgoyder June 1, 2012 at 12:15 #

    That picture!


  4. laurieanichols June 1, 2012 at 12:31 #

    Summer farts, I think takes the cake for bizarreness. I occasionally get the song sung by Frank Sinatra “That summer wind..” stuck in my head, I’m trying not to get the nice song messed up with the funny search phrase.


    • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 10:38 #

      Hehe! I love it!

      That one struck me, too; like there’s a season for them… weird 🙂


  5. vivinfrance June 1, 2012 at 12:33 #

    Malteser fetish working well, I see! I’ll have two of those sandwiches, please.

    I’d like to see your tag list, to see what’s provoked your weirdo searches!


    • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 10:40 #

      The funny thing is, my tags are probably the straightest thing about my blog – I want to attract visitors so I use basic keywords.

      It’s from the content, I guess, which is, if I’m honest, often less than straight 🙂


  6. merewoman June 1, 2012 at 12:50 #

    Please tell me that those armpits have been photoshopped! I’ve linked to this on my blog. 🙂


    • Glynis June 1, 2012 at 14:10 #

      Errr, think I saw a woman just like that recently in the local supermarket…she was reaching for a pack of maltesers and had some fresh cream and bread in her pannier…could it be the lady of the unshaved armpits on holiday ?


      • Glynis June 1, 2012 at 14:11 #

        PS…it’s merewoman who ‘sent’ me here…blame her 😉


        • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 10:43 #

          I will! Thanks for that gross description; put me right off my cress 🙂

          And thanks, Merewoman, for linking 🙂


        • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 11:09 #

          Do you have a blog so I can return your visit, Glynis?


  7. gigihawaii June 1, 2012 at 14:21 #

    ew that photo of hairy armpits is so sickening!!!


  8. judithatwood June 1, 2012 at 16:14 #

    You do seduce the whackos!


  9. Food Stories June 1, 2012 at 16:25 #

    I love, love, love this post 🙂


  10. Pseu June 1, 2012 at 17:09 #

    Hair today. Gone tomorrow.


  11. terry1954 June 1, 2012 at 18:37 #

    when i first looked at the photo, i had to do a double take!!! that is gross to me, haha. the searches are so funny aren’t they?


    • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 10:44 #

      They are! One of my favourite posts to write 🙂


      • terry1954 June 2, 2012 at 15:11 #

        knowing you as I do Tilly, I can see why it would be your favs…….i love your humor at life and the way you express yourself!! keep it up and keep em coming!!!


  12. Gobetween June 1, 2012 at 19:08 #

    I have tried to be the voice of reason. I warned you that your blog would become a freak magnet and what did I get for my attempts – ONE lonely little Malteser!


  13. grannymar June 1, 2012 at 20:44 #

    Well, I was astonished at Marsbar and apple sandwiches when Elly first went to her pals birthday parties. So I suppose the next stage is a Maltesers sandwich?


  14. Paula June 1, 2012 at 21:04 #

    Oh, is this in style now??? Boy, was I wrong to pay €100 per armpit just to remove three tiny hairs under each arm last week… I should have been grooming them….


    • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 10:46 #

      I think that woman could plait hers 🙂


      • Paula June 2, 2012 at 11:48 #

        LOL thanks for the laugh Tilly 🙂 I had fun on your page and reading the interview with your on your friend’s blog 🙂


        • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 15:42 #

          My pleasure! It’s what we’re all about in here 🙂


          • Paula June 2, 2012 at 15:48 #

            Hmmm, sometimes people want to cry too and look for sympathy 😉 You said so many things about yourself in here that I have a million questions for you poppoing in my mind but I don’t want to be indiscreet.


            • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 15:54 #

              Ask away! Anything I’m not comfortable with, I’ll ignore; but I don’t have many secrets 🙂


              • Paula June 2, 2012 at 16:08 #

                You said your hub had CFS, you were not joking I suppose. I know it is a condition… I am just wondering if he is working now and how you support yourselves. I told you it would be an intrusion. I do take a lot of interest in human-interest stories…


                • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 16:18 #

                  No, not joking about that. He hasn’t been able to work for sixteen years. We are on benefits. I have taken all kinds of courses, including a degree, but been unable to find work.

                  If you look at my tag cloud, near the bottom of the widgets on the right, you can click on CFS and ME for posts about our situation.

                  And you can keep asking 🙂


                  • Paula June 2, 2012 at 16:27 #

                    Thank you for being open and honest Tilly. I have started thinking that I have CFS too, though I am working , just bored silly with it.


                    • Tilly Bud June 4, 2012 at 08:09 #

                      Get yourself to a doctor! And pace yourself!


                    • Paula June 4, 2012 at 08:38 #

                      I think it may be in my head, that boredom can do that to me. I am sorry about your hub though and I wonder how he is dealing with that emotionally….


                    • Tilly Bud June 4, 2012 at 08:52 #

                      He copes, because he’s strong.


  15. bluebee June 2, 2012 at 11:39 #

    The mind boggles – the world is full of fiendish, freakish fetishists and they’re reading your blog.


  16. Paula June 2, 2012 at 11:50 #

    Who took this banner pic of you? Whoever did it, they captured your essence I think 🙂


    • Tilly Bud June 2, 2012 at 15:47 #

      My husband. I’m on top of a spider web, about to fall off. You can read the story here


  17. Fresh from my desk... June 3, 2012 at 19:33 #

    One Lovely Blog Award for you. (although I picked a not so lovely hairy armpit day to send it!)


    • Tilly Bud June 4, 2012 at 08:24 #

      Thank you! And TMI 😉


      • Fresh from my desk... June 4, 2012 at 12:46 #

        ROTFL Tilly – that would be YOUR hairy armpit pic. Now you have me laughing and you’re not even trying. Brilliant!


        • Tilly Bud June 4, 2012 at 21:43 #

          And you’ve got me laughing at myself! 🙂


  18. eof737 June 13, 2012 at 06:06 #

    You get the oddest search terms… 🙂


    • Tilly Bud June 13, 2012 at 11:33 #

      I really do – and that’s just in one month!



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