visual pun – 2 (Photo credit: drwhimsy)
The first pun is so bad, I’m giving you another to compensate. From Pun of the Day, if you want to complain.
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I find that movies about submarines always go down well.
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If you need something done, call an electrician – they conduit.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
Boo, hiss! Actually really funny! 😎
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you crack me up!
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Well I disagree, the film U-571 didn’t go down well with me!
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Tilly … Tilly, thanks for the my Monday smile … on my to the hospital, for check up .. just what I neeeded.
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Hope everything’s okay?
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LOL!
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These are funny 😀 Thank you 🙂
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It all depends how you pronounce “conduit” as to whether electricians can or can’t.
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Say it with a Northern Irish accent and it is perfect! 😀
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Always grab a beer if your electrician fails you: because if they conduit, know one can!
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You sooooo belong here 🙂
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You sooooo belong here 🙂
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