Joke 438

4 Jun

 

visual pun - 2

visual pun – 2 (Photo credit: drwhimsy)

The first pun is so bad, I’m giving you another to compensate.  From Pun of the Day, if you want to complain.

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I find that movies about submarines always go down well.

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If you need something done, call an electrician – they conduit.

12 Responses to “Joke 438”

  1. judithatwood June 4, 2012 at 04:19 #

    Boo, hiss! Actually really funny! 😎

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  2. terry1954 June 4, 2012 at 04:24 #

    you crack me up!

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  3. lanceleuven June 4, 2012 at 08:25 #

    Well I disagree, the film U-571 didn’t go down well with me!

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  4. viveka June 4, 2012 at 08:57 #

    Tilly … Tilly, thanks for the my Monday smile … on my to the hospital, for check up .. just what I neeeded.

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  5. Madeleine Begun Kane June 4, 2012 at 10:11 #

    LOL!

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  6. Paula June 4, 2012 at 10:38 #

    These are funny 😀 Thank you 🙂

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  7. bluebee June 4, 2012 at 14:01 #

    It all depends how you pronounce “conduit” as to whether electricians can or can’t.

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    • grannymar June 4, 2012 at 19:51 #

      Say it with a Northern Irish accent and it is perfect! 😀

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  8. sixpuns June 4, 2012 at 16:01 #

    Always grab a beer if your electrician fails you: because if they conduit, know one can!

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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