Thanks to life.aisle for letting me use this one.
An old couple moved into a new neighbourhood. One morning while eating breakfast, the wife watched her neighbour hang out the washing.
“That laundry isn’t very clean,” she said. “She doesn’t know how to wash properly. Perhaps she needs better soap powder.” Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbour would hang her washing out to dry, the wife would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband, “Look! She’s learned how to wash properly at last! I wonder who taught her?”
The husband said, “I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows.”
You kill me.
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Not me! I’m merely the messenger 🙂
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Love it ! Thanks.
Peace,
Siggi in Downeast Maine
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Pinned this one. http://pinterest.com/pin/147141112795967291/
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Thanks 🙂
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that was so hysterical!! i was thinking he was going to say he went over and taught or helped her. hehe, good one Tilly
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That’s a good one.
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Oooh, snap! 🙂
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An oldie, but a goodie! It reminds me it is time tackle my own windows….. when the rain stops!
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Hee hee! Mind you, there mjight be a slight ring of truth about it that reminds me – I should clean my windows. 🙂
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Great story – but it makes me think of motes and beams!
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If that’s a crack at me…
…it’s well-deserved 🙂
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People in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones. Whoops, that’s a different joke.
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😀
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Jock says he saw through that joke from the beginning!
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Jock cracks me up 🙂
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Shouldn’t you be poeming?
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I’m catching up, and also trying to find my Beautiful Blooms poems for the Poetic Bloomings anthology, which involves reading a years’ worth of their site – very distracting.
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Love it, Tilly. 😉
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Wonderful …. this I love !!!!!
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LOL! Good one!
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Haha – good one. Reminds me of this case here in a very wealthy suburb of Sydney a few years back
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/03/06/1046826483352.html
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Good grief! I had to laugh at the Judge’s wife saying the scarecrow looked like him 😀
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