Joke 444

10 Jun
19/52/2012 Need A Jump?

19/52/2012 Need A Jump? (Photo credit: Theophilus Photography)

Thanks to my friend Michelle for this one.

A jumper cable walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but just don’t start anything.”

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19 Responses to “Joke 444”

  1. judithatwood June 10, 2012 at 04:35 #

    Groan!!!!!!!!!!! Good one!

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  2. Plant Electrician June 10, 2012 at 05:07 #

    That one did make me laugh….

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    • Tilly Bud June 11, 2012 at 11:06 #

      You are such a man! The first comment in ages, and it’s a bloke joke 🙂

      Like

  3. springfieldfem June 10, 2012 at 06:47 #

    Oh, you!

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  4. Roly June 10, 2012 at 07:42 #

    lol. Shocking 🙂

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  5. kiwidutch June 10, 2012 at 07:52 #

    groan!!!

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  6. idiosyncratic eye June 10, 2012 at 13:49 #

    As a knitter (of modest ability), I took the words ‘jumper cable’ slightly differently. 🙂

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  7. Food Stories June 10, 2012 at 15:26 #

    Very cute 🙂

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  8. terry1954 June 10, 2012 at 15:29 #

    what would i do without your blogs…………..thanks

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    • Tilly Bud June 11, 2012 at 11:11 #

      No; thank you for your lovely comment 🙂

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  9. SchmidleysScribbling June 10, 2012 at 15:51 #

    As if he could without a few connections. Dianne

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  10. bluebee June 11, 2012 at 07:23 #

    So bad it’s funny

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