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You Reign, Dear

13 Jun

Okay…I admit it: the Hub isn’t all bad.  Fumbling for the kettle first thing this morning, I found that he had left me a love potato:

I’ve mentioned his habit of leaving love notes before, but if you’re new here you won’t have seen them, so here’s a recap:

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There are many more; these are just the ones I photographed over the last year.

To misquote the ex-Mr Roseanne Barr:

Husbands: can’t live with ’em; can’t kill ’em.

Especially when he still makes me gooey after thirty years.

Don’t tell him I said that!  He’ll expect me to be nice to him.

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Joke 447

13 Jun

 

English: Young seagull with a sense of humour ...

English: Young seagull with a sense of humour On the quayside at Mevagissey. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to Granny1947 for this one.

Disclaimer:  The opinions expressed in this joke are not necessarily those of the Blog Owner’s.

Except for Number 10.

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10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, DAUGHTERS, GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS.
 
 
 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in nappies.
 
 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?  Shut the door.
 
 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
 
 4. Go for the younger man.  You might as well, they never mature anyway.
 
 5. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.
 
 6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
 
 7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
 
8. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books. 
 
9. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.

10. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

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