
English: Young seagull with a sense of humour On the quayside at Mevagissey. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Thanks to Granny1947 for this one.
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Except for Number 10.
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10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, DAUGHTERS, GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS.
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
5. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.
6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
8. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books.
9. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.
10. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
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