I got this one from Facebook.
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Knock! Knock!
……………………..Who’s there?
To.
……………………..To who?
To whom.
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10 Responses to “Joke 452”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
Definitely worth a giggle. 😉
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Ahh, grammar – I love it!
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Ok, I admit, I thought immediately of “Who’s on First”…Laurel and Hardy, I believe. Sigh.
Good one, I’ll admit.
Peace,
Siggi in Downeast Maine
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REST that hand! That is an order. See you next week.
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Gotta love commas!! 😉
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Viv groans………
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that’s just comma sense.
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you are a twit..but we loves ya!
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Tilly, Tilly … rest hands … and head *laughing
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Hah hah! Good one. I particularly like the Grandpa joke. There are some classic ones of those de-motivational posters. Here’s one along similar lines.
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