Typing Left=hanfed

18 Jun
English: Typing ape Deutsch: tippender Affe

English: Typing ape Deutsch: tippender Affe (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I have just red your conmens and let me tell you, i can feel the love.  and the shiuyting, robin.

Ipromise i am not using my right hand at the compuyter 0this post will surely confiem that )

The jokes were scheduled beforegand becausr I prepare them abouit a week i advance.

I only come on the pc to read and i am a;sso readong left=ganded.

llet me assure that I don’t have Rsi and the bloggoig break is ti ensure it stays that wqay.  I heeded the warnoing signs.

 

thank you for your great tips and cobcern anf tellings off.  It is mush appreciated.

21 Responses to “Typing Left=hanfed”

  1. Piglet in Portugal June 18, 2012 at 08:18 #

    REST!!! or type with a pointed object

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  2. barb19 June 18, 2012 at 08:45 #

    I see you need more REST!

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  3. vivinfrance June 18, 2012 at 10:28 #

    Raise your arms straight above your head. With palms uppermost, bring your fingertips together. Then, keeping the same hand angle, bring your arms down to your sides VERY SLOWLY (take about 30 seconds). Do this several times a day, the best time being after you stop blogging. This exercise solves my neck and shoulder problems.
    Love,
    ViV xox

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  4. bluebee June 18, 2012 at 12:55 #

    And now you’re drunk, too – the pain must be bad

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  5. katharinetrauger June 18, 2012 at 14:26 #

    You.
    Are.
    Funny.
    Love ya’ to pieces!

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  6. misswhiplash June 18, 2012 at 15:26 #

    all is forgivem Mr Right Hand ..come back soon as Mr Left hand doesn’t do the job as well as you

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  7. SchmidleysScribbling June 18, 2012 at 16:17 #

    I’m with Viv on the exercise and Patrecia on the posts. I will read you left-handed or not. Either way we think your brain is still working, only more slowly. Welcome to old age and the long slide in to oblivion. Dianne

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  8. SchmidleysScribbling June 18, 2012 at 16:18 #

    And if you use a pointed object to type, you can hold it in your teeth.

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  9. laurieanichols June 18, 2012 at 17:45 #

    Drinking does help the pain but makes for lousy typing, seriously Viv’s exercise is good advice. I have a compressed disc in my neck and I often have pain and numbness in my left shoulder going down my arm and exercises do help. The drinking jokes are funny terrible but funny. I can’t do anything left handed I am so very happy that my left side is afflicted and not my right because it would really stink. Hope that you feel better Tilly xoxo

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  10. Food Stories June 18, 2012 at 17:47 #

    🙂

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  11. viveka June 18, 2012 at 18:36 #

    Tilly, I think you should give your both hands a good rest … for a good while – but very funny – you’re outstanding *smile

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  12. siggiofmaine June 18, 2012 at 18:52 #

    How about typing with your toes.

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    • siggiofmaine June 18, 2012 at 20:51 #

      PS…you need to reverse the monkey…naughty monkey typing with right hand.☺.

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  13. Tom (Aquatom1968) June 18, 2012 at 20:34 #

    Tilly: Fingers, my Inner Typist, is smiling contently. He thought he was the only one in the world who could type with such flair.

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  14. Al June 18, 2012 at 21:21 #

    I hope your right hand isn’t your Malteser hand too! Now that would be a calamity, although I’m sure in that case you would learn to become ambidextrous very quickly.

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  15. kiwidutch June 18, 2012 at 21:32 #

    Adding to Viv’s comment… also unlearn sleeping on your arms (if you do). It helps!!!

    My prescription otherwise: Take Maltesers daily, every four hours for as long as it takes for the pain to disappear.

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  16. Pseu June 18, 2012 at 21:44 #

    voice recognition software. The only way forward.

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  17. grannymar June 18, 2012 at 21:59 #

    I’m with Pseu, voice recognition software is the way to go at the moment.

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  18. kateshrewsday June 18, 2012 at 22:27 #

    Excellent typing 🙂

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  19. robincoyle June 18, 2012 at 23:36 #

    Was I shouting? Or shiuyting?

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  20. eof737 June 20, 2012 at 19:25 #

    Oh boy! This must be torture for you. 😉

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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