Joke 459

25 Jun



Goldfish (Photo credit: Miles Metcalfe)

A this-one-might-take-a-second from my friend Cliff.


A man goes to the vet with his goldfish.  “It keeps having fits,” he tells the vet. 

The vet examines it then says, “It looks okay to me.”  

The man replies, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”

20 Responses to “Joke 459”

  1. vivinfrance June 25, 2012 at 07:08 #

    Looks like he needs the fishkisser.


  2. adinparadise June 25, 2012 at 11:37 #

    I still don’t get it.


    • Tilly Bud June 25, 2012 at 20:49 #

      Hehe! Try taking a fish out of water and see what happens…


  3. viveka June 25, 2012 at 15:10 #

    I must admit I think I got it … but not too sure and if I got it .. it wasn’t that great. Tilly, you’re priceless *laughter


    • Tilly Bud June 25, 2012 at 20:57 #

      Read my reply to adinparadise if you’re unsure 🙂


      • viveka June 25, 2012 at 21:05 #

        That helped .. no, that wasn’t the way I got – it’s really good. *smile


        • Tilly Bud June 25, 2012 at 21:10 #

          If it made you laugh, it doesn’t matter if you had a different idea 🙂


          • viveka June 25, 2012 at 22:43 #

            I’m a bit slow at times … *smile


  4. SammyDee June 25, 2012 at 15:25 #

    Strangely we were just talking about goldfish! I was recollecting reading about a woman who took her goldfish to the vet because it was ‘drinking too much’. She said it was going ‘Om Om’ all the time and had drunk half of the water. It didn’t occur to her to check the tank for leaks. Oh dear!


    • Tilly Bud June 25, 2012 at 21:00 #

      Good grief! That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages 🙂


  5. Pseu June 25, 2012 at 18:05 #

    I bet that response put him in his plaice


  6. Kay's Musings June 25, 2012 at 21:17 #

    Oh dear… ouch!


  7. robincoyle June 25, 2012 at 21:28 #

    Fish abuse Tilly?


    • Tilly Bud June 25, 2012 at 21:38 #

      I don’t know why, but your comment really tickled me 🙂


  8. sixpuns June 27, 2012 at 12:20 #

    That’s horrible and messed up…I love it!


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