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Shakespeare, Facebook & Spam

26 Jun

Spud taught me how to download pictures from Facebook!

Shakespeare does the Hokey-Cokey:

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A recent Facebook status written by Spud:

“The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity.” – Abraham Lincoln.

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The photographs of my poems from the Bolton Arts Trail post are too small for you to read.  If you are interested, I posted them on my poetry blog.

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And finally:

The name of a spammer in my spam box today – possibly my favourite piece of spam ever:

Home made penis extenders

My mind has never been so boggled. Roll out the chopsticks!

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Weekly Photo Challenge: Create

26 Jun

Look at what the Hub and I created:

Isn’t he lovely?

Yes, just lovely.

Prom Night!

Joke 460

26 Jun

Thanks to Granny1947 for this one.

demotivational poster DEAR AGONY AUNT

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Why men shouldn’t be Agony Aunts.

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Dear Phil,

I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn’t start.  I walked back to my house and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter.  They announced that the affair had been going on for two years.

Can you help me? 

Signed, Desperate.

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Dear Desperate,

The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines.

Hope this helps.

Phil.

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