Joke 460

26 Jun

Thanks to Granny1947 for this one.

demotivational poster DEAR AGONY AUNT

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Why men shouldn’t be Agony Aunts.

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Dear Phil,

I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn’t start.  I walked back to my house and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter.  They announced that the affair had been going on for two years.

Can you help me? 

Signed, Desperate.

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Dear Desperate,

The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines.

Hope this helps.

Phil.

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16 Responses to “Joke 460”

  1. terry1954 June 26, 2012 at 04:58 #

    oh my gosh, hilarious!!!

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  2. jmgoyder June 26, 2012 at 05:41 #

    This is fantastically awful!

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  3. The Squishy Monster June 26, 2012 at 06:25 #

    Thank you for giving me a good laugh! =D

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  4. benzeknees June 26, 2012 at 06:57 #

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. vivinfrance June 26, 2012 at 07:12 #

    oh dear!

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  6. lanceleuven June 26, 2012 at 08:07 #

    I don’t understand what the problem is? It seems sage advice to me.

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  7. adinparadise June 26, 2012 at 09:40 #

    Very helpful advice. 😉

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  8. judithatwood June 26, 2012 at 11:02 #

    So male!

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  9. joursdemots June 26, 2012 at 12:14 #

    Poor advice. It’s more likely to be a dodgy alternator.

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  10. Al June 26, 2012 at 12:21 #

    This insensitive guy misses the whole point. It’s almost always a clogged carburetor that causes car breakdowns.

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  11. viveka June 26, 2012 at 18:43 #

    Wonderful … wonderful … wonderful !!!! 20 points to Tilly for this one. Brilliant.

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  12. robincoyle June 26, 2012 at 22:12 #

    I call it statutory rape. The babysitter was 17 when they started their affair? Shame. Shame. Shame.

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    • Tilly Bud June 27, 2012 at 09:18 #

      Would you like me to change her fictional age?

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  13. bluebee June 27, 2012 at 12:49 #

    Haha – excellent 🙂

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