Thanks to Granny1947 for this one.
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Why men shouldn’t be Agony Aunts.
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Dear Phil,
I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn’t start. I walked back to my house and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter. They announced that the affair had been going on for two years.
Can you help me?
Signed, Desperate.
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Dear Desperate,
The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines.
Hope this helps.
Phil.
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oh my gosh, hilarious!!!
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This is fantastically awful!
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Thank you for giving me a good laugh! =D
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My pleasure! 🙂
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh dear!
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I don’t understand what the problem is? It seems sage advice to me.
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Very helpful advice. 😉
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So male!
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Poor advice. It’s more likely to be a dodgy alternator.
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This insensitive guy misses the whole point. It’s almost always a clogged carburetor that causes car breakdowns.
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Wonderful … wonderful … wonderful !!!! 20 points to Tilly for this one. Brilliant.
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Thanks 🙂
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I call it statutory rape. The babysitter was 17 when they started their affair? Shame. Shame. Shame.
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Would you like me to change her fictional age?
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Haha – excellent 🙂
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