Shakespeare, Facebook & Spam

26 Jun

Spud taught me how to download pictures from Facebook!

Shakespeare does the Hokey-Cokey:



A recent Facebook status written by Spud:

“The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity.” – Abraham Lincoln.



The photographs of my poems from the Bolton Arts Trail post are too small for you to read.  If you are interested, I posted them on my poetry blog.



And finally:

The name of a spammer in my spam box today – possibly my favourite piece of spam ever:

Home made penis extenders

My mind has never been so boggled. Roll out the chopsticks!




33 Responses to “Shakespeare, Facebook & Spam”

  1. adinparadise June 26, 2012 at 13:49 #

    Home made?? They must be good then. 😉


  2. mairedubhtx June 26, 2012 at 13:55 #

    Loved the Abraham Lincoln Internet quote.


  3. laurieanichols June 26, 2012 at 14:00 #

    Don’t you love when the children have to teach us something. They come in so handy with the technology. Good old Abe, he was very wise. The home made idea is a little off putting to say the least. Makes me think of the Dark Ages and the Rack.


  4. merewoman June 26, 2012 at 14:06 #

    I wonder what brought the homemade penis extender searcher arrive at your blog? LOL

    I recently found a search term “defluffing my minge”. They must have been reading my mind, because there certainly wasn’t anything on the blog about it! 🙂


  5. creatingreciprocity June 26, 2012 at 14:16 #

    I love Spud.


  6. judithatwood June 26, 2012 at 15:33 #

    I am laughing my ass off over here! That Shakespeare piece is wonderful, and the spam is terrific! Thanks for the guffaw! 😎


  7. gigihawaii June 26, 2012 at 17:30 #

    That last one shocked me, bleh! Then I read it again and burst out laughing.


  8. viveka June 26, 2012 at 18:33 #

    This was all great stuff, Tilly ….. Home made penis extenders ?????? Feel sorry for the men sometimes *smile


  9. sanstorm June 26, 2012 at 18:35 #

    Nice pastiche post.


  10. xtrekki June 26, 2012 at 19:11 #

    I always thought Shakespeare could have said it so we would understand it if he had tried!!!


    • Tilly Bud June 27, 2012 at 09:16 #

      He did! That’s how they all spoke back then 🙂


  11. Tom (Aquatom1968) June 26, 2012 at 21:44 #

    The internet quote reminds me of something I heard once about a team of archaeologists who discovered a collection of old coins with the date 100BC.


  12. robincoyle June 26, 2012 at 22:21 #

    That spammer was me.


  13. kateshrewsday June 26, 2012 at 22:24 #

    I’d love to see the Blue Peter instructions.


    • Tilly Bud June 27, 2012 at 09:23 #

      Here’s one I made earlier… kidding 🙂


  14. Gabrielle Bryden June 27, 2012 at 02:25 #

    That is just hilarious 🙂


  15. gerimom June 27, 2012 at 05:16 #

    THis is too hilarious!! I’m going to have to share it on FB..if I can…I’ll make the atempt, anyway!!!


    • Tilly Bud June 27, 2012 at 09:27 #

      You can click the FB link at the bottom of the post.


  16. bluebee June 27, 2012 at 13:32 #

    “Surely canst go, girl” – haha. Hilarious post, Tilly. Thanks 🙂


  17. eof737 June 29, 2012 at 09:51 #

    Yeah, I’ve wondered about that one. 😆


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