Shakespeare, Facebook & Spam

26 Jun

Spud taught me how to download pictures from Facebook!

Shakespeare does the Hokey-Cokey:

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A recent Facebook status written by Spud:

“The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity.” – Abraham Lincoln.

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The photographs of my poems from the Bolton Arts Trail post are too small for you to read.  If you are interested, I posted them on my poetry blog.

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And finally:

The name of a spammer in my spam box today – possibly my favourite piece of spam ever:

Home made penis extenders

My mind has never been so boggled. Roll out the chopsticks!

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33 Responses to “Shakespeare, Facebook & Spam”

  1. adinparadise at 13:49 #

    Home made?? They must be good then. 😉

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  2. mairedubhtx at 13:55 #

    Loved the Abraham Lincoln Internet quote.

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  3. laurieanichols at 14:00 #

    Don’t you love when the children have to teach us something. They come in so handy with the technology. Good old Abe, he was very wise. The home made idea is a little off putting to say the least. Makes me think of the Dark Ages and the Rack.

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  4. merewoman at 14:06 #

    I wonder what brought the homemade penis extender searcher arrive at your blog? LOL

    I recently found a search term “defluffing my minge”. They must have been reading my mind, because there certainly wasn’t anything on the blog about it! 🙂

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  5. I love Spud.

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  6. judithatwood at 15:33 #

    I am laughing my ass off over here! That Shakespeare piece is wonderful, and the spam is terrific! Thanks for the guffaw! 😎

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  7. gigihawaii at 17:30 #

    That last one shocked me, bleh! Then I read it again and burst out laughing.

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  8. viveka at 18:33 #

    This was all great stuff, Tilly ….. Home made penis extenders ?????? Feel sorry for the men sometimes *smile

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  9. sanstorm at 18:35 #

    Nice pastiche post.
    🙂

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  10. xtrekki at 19:11 #

    I always thought Shakespeare could have said it so we would understand it if he had tried!!!

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  11. Tom (Aquatom1968) at 21:44 #

    The internet quote reminds me of something I heard once about a team of archaeologists who discovered a collection of old coins with the date 100BC.

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  12. robincoyle at 22:21 #

    That spammer was me.

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  13. kateshrewsday at 22:24 #

    I’d love to see the Blue Peter instructions.

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  14. Gabrielle Bryden at 02:25 #

    That is just hilarious 🙂

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  15. gerimom at 05:16 #

    THis is too hilarious!! I’m going to have to share it on FB..if I can…I’ll make the atempt, anyway!!!

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  16. bluebee at 13:32 #

    “Surely canst go, girl” – haha. Hilarious post, Tilly. Thanks 🙂

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  17. eof737 at 09:51 #

    Yeah, I’ve wondered about that one. 😆

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