Dead Drunk Housewives And Funny Buttocks

If this is Monday, I missed yesterday’s post.  I forgot to share the searches that found my blog on the first of the month, as I usually do.  You didn’t miss much – it was slim pickings because everyone is away/following the torch/partying with the Queen.

This is the best of a bad lot:

• apple poodle pie that farts…Ohkaaaay…  
• fold armpit…If I could do that, I’d be in the circus.        
• ugly puppy…Is that even possible?    
• munches the scream…Isn’t that illegal?     

I don’t want to let you down so I am going to extend my Blog Jubilee by one day, and select some of my favourite searches over the last three years.  Enjoy!

Even Santa Is Affected By The Recession

• repo elf

Tell Me Something I Don’t Know

• christmas is comming

Tell Him Something He Doesn’t Know

• laughing turkey

Is There Any Other Kind?

• dead drunk housewives
• mean husbands
• funny buttocks
• fat ugly poo
• customer waiting for reply from bank

Beats Me

• Tent suppliers in marriages
• cartoon winter seances
  

  Random Buttocks Collection – 2 (Photo credit: Flavio (back for a while…))

Would Like To Meet

• 9 gag grandpa
• wooden leg woman
• president donkey
• Massive Legs Woman
• dog sock the gay

A Horror Story

• dead malteser

Things I’d Like To See

• julia roberts fat
• abraham lincoln kayaking
• marriage expiration date
• yoda gangster
• tickle,tickle,tickle story
• tapdancing swan

Who Says Religion And Science Don’t Mix?

• noah’s arc

A Little Worrying

• frog dissection cute
• cute nazi puppy
• legionnaires disease laughing
• website where you dissect people

The Best Kind

• cartoon funerals

Just How Smart Do You Think The Internet Is?

• freda’s address in atlantic city

Sound Advice

• no smoking unless you are on fire
• life is short smile while you still have teeth

The Award For Stupidest Complaint Of The Year Goes To…

• i gave birth and now i have to do nappies

From The Need To Get A Life Brigade

• before and after – cleaning clothing
• “what have you got against the letter s”
• how to use the work phone

Demonstrating The Value Of Knowing Where The Commas Go

• old fashioned house,wife rules

And The Award For The Most Unfortunate Use Of A Punctuation Mark Goes To…

• to his dog every man is napoleon-aldous huxley

Thank You, Lord, For Glorious Typos

• charles blackman feel beneath the table
• your as old as the woman you tough
• only as old as the woman you fee
• you’re only as old as the woman you fell
• don’t miss with me blog

This Person Obviously Has No Life. Or Is My Husband

• fun facts about aviation

Covering All The Angles

• poem on animals being educated now and then not wanting to know poems about animals on the street in a home poems about cats

Now Why Didn’t I Think Of That?

• boy used as a mop
• love many, trust few and a canoe
• gay socks
• one direction socks 

Plain Weird

• tweet your man get marriage with forty yard woman
• lets eat your mum cannibals
• leatherhousewife
• kink video chat rooms gerbil
• eat your own dog cartoons
• welding women dont shave
• magnetic chickens in love
• good looking family man with folded legs
• cows don’t eat me
• news years resolution monkey

You’d Think He’d Be Too Busy Being A Superhero To Have Time To Write About Me

• batmanlive reviews housewife

My Favourite Search Of The Month (And Possibly Of All Time)

• i dread the day that i accidentally say something to you that i only learnt by stalking you