Dead Drunk Housewives And Funny Buttocks

2 Jul

Puppy cuteness

If this is Monday, I missed yesterday’s post.  I forgot to share the searches that found my blog on the first of the month, as I usually do.  You didn’t miss much – it was slim pickings because everyone is away/following the torch/partying with the Queen.

This is the best of a bad lot:

  • apple poodle pie that farts…Ohkaaaay…  
  • fold armpit…If I could do that, I’d be in the circus.        
  • ugly puppy…Is that even possible?    
  • munches the scream…Isn’t that illegal?     

I don’t want to let you down so I am going to extend my Blog Jubilee by one day, and select some of my favourite searches over the last three years.  Enjoy!

Even Santa Is Affected By The Recession

  • repo elf

Tell Me Something I Don’t Know

  • christmas is comming

Tell Him Something He Doesn’t Know

  • laughing turkey

Is There Any Other Kind?

  • dead drunk housewives
  • mean husbands
  • funny buttocks
  • fat ugly poo
  • customer waiting for reply from bank

Beats Me

  • Tent suppliers in marriages
  • cartoon winter seances

    Random Buttocks Collection - 2

    Random Buttocks Collection – 2 (Photo credit: Flavio (back for a while…))

Would Like To Meet

  • 9 gag grandpa
  • wooden leg woman
  • president donkey
  • Massive Legs Woman
  • dog sock the gay

A Horror Story

  • dead malteser

Things I’d Like To See

  • julia roberts fat
  • abraham lincoln kayaking
  • marriage expiration date
  • yoda gangster
  • tickle,tickle,tickle story
  • tapdancing swan

Who Says Religion And Science Don’t Mix?

  • noah’s arc

A Little Worrying

  • frog dissection cute
  • cute nazi puppy
  • legionnaires disease laughing
  • website where you dissect people

The Best Kind

  • cartoon funerals

Just How Smart Do You Think The Internet Is?

  • freda’s address in atlantic city

Sound Advice

  • no smoking unless you are on fire
  • life is short smile while you still have teeth

The Award For Stupidest Complaint Of The Year Goes To…

  • i gave birth and now i have to do nappies

From The Need To Get A Life Brigade

  • before and after – cleaning clothing
  • “what have you got against the letter s”
  • how to use the work phone

Demonstrating The Value Of Knowing Where The Commas Go

  • old fashioned house,wife rules

And The Award For The Most Unfortunate Use Of A Punctuation Mark Goes To…

  • to his dog every man is napoleon-aldous huxley

Thank You, Lord, For Glorious Typos

  • charles blackman feel beneath the table
  • your as old as the woman you tough
  • only as old as the woman you fee
  • you’re only as old as the woman you fell
  • don’t miss with me blog

This Person Obviously Has No Life. Or Is My Husband

  • fun facts about aviation

Covering All The Angles

  • poem on animals being educated now and then not wanting to know poems about animals on the street in a home poems about cats

Now Why Didn’t I Think Of That?

  • boy used as a mop
  • love many, trust few and a canoe
  • gay socks
  • one direction socks 

Plain Weird

  • tweet your man get marriage with forty yard woman
  • lets eat your mum cannibals
  • leatherhousewife
  • kink video chat rooms gerbil
  • eat your own dog cartoons
  • welding women dont shave
  • magnetic chickens in love
  • good looking family man with folded legs
  • cows don’t eat me
  • news years resolution monkey

You’d Think He’d Be Too Busy Being A Superhero To Have Time To Write About Me

  • batmanlive reviews housewife

My Favourite Search Of The Month (And Possibly Of All Time)

  • i dread the day that i accidentally say something to you that i only learnt by stalking you


29 Responses to “Dead Drunk Housewives And Funny Buttocks”

  1. jmgoyder July 2, 2012 at 11:49 #

    It’s like a parallel universe – who are these people? What an hysterical list!


  2. adinparadise July 2, 2012 at 12:22 #

    Great giggles, Tilly. Love the Noah’s Ark cartoon. It explains a lot. 😉


  3. laurieanichols July 2, 2012 at 12:44 #

    The last one should be laminated and put up somewhere


  4. judithatwood July 2, 2012 at 13:02 #

    This post was a great morning giggler! Thanks!


  5. sonofwalt July 2, 2012 at 14:14 #

    Scary last line, but… Wow. 🙂


  6. SchmidleysScribbling July 2, 2012 at 20:00 #

    And then there’s me, “Sleepless in DC.” BTW thanks for the tip on the Derecho. David says he heard its some kind of a land hurricane. Think God is trying to tell us to move?? Dianne


  7. What I Desired To Say July 2, 2012 at 22:18 #

    I love this recurring post. It’s so awesome I have nominated you for an award. Please go to for info!


  8. robincoyle July 2, 2012 at 23:49 #

    My brother-in-law once said, “I’ve never seen an ugly puppy or baby, but I’ve seen lots of ugly dogs and people.”


  9. terry1954 July 3, 2012 at 00:57 #

    those were funny!!


  10. Perfecting Motherhood July 3, 2012 at 07:38 #

    People never cease to amaze me with their ridiculous searches. Thanks for sharing.


  11. Yulia July 3, 2012 at 10:15 #

    So funny 😀 hahaha.. thank you Tilly for sharing and make us smile : D


  12. bluebee July 3, 2012 at 13:38 #

    There’s nothing weird about ‘cows don’t eat me’ (except perhaps a missing comma) Haven’t you read ‘The Far Side’ ?!


  13. eof737 July 5, 2012 at 05:59 #

    You surely have the oddest selection of words that have those visitors flying in… 🙂


  14. benzeknees August 3, 2012 at 05:25 #

    Saying something I only learned by stalking you is soooo me!!!!



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