Joke 467

3 Jul


English: Johann Gottfried Schuncke (1777 - 186...

English: Johann Gottfried Schuncke (1777 – 1861) and his wife Elisabeth at their golden wedding anniversary 11. April 1860 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)



To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, a couple returned to their honeymoon hotel. After retiring to bed, the wife said, “Darling, do you remember how you stroked my hair?” and so he stroked her hair.

She reminded him of the way they had cuddled, and so they did. Then, with a sigh, she whispered, “Won’t you nibble my ear again?”

With that, the husband got out of bed and left the room.

“Where are you going?” cried the wife.

“To get my teeth,” he said.

10 Responses to “Joke 467”

  1. judithatwood July 3, 2012 at 04:08 #

    Another Good one! 😎


  2. terry1954 July 3, 2012 at 05:17 #

    what a way to live your life, living it all the way with someone you love


  3. misswhiplash July 3, 2012 at 07:37 #

    Typical man..never ready in bed!


  4. adinparadise July 3, 2012 at 09:35 #

    Oh, how romantic, Tilly! 😉


  5. vivinfrance July 3, 2012 at 09:40 #

    I think it’s sweet 🙂


  6. robincoyle July 3, 2012 at 15:11 #

    Romance with teeth in is much sexier.


  7. Minnie@thelady8home July 6, 2012 at 18:18 #



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