Joke 472

8 Jul

Several people sent this one to me.  All of them women.

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WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
CLASSES FOR MEN!

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step-by-step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS – DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE:
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control – help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down and screaming –
open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS:
FRIDGE OR BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH:
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS:
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT:
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

 

 

19 Responses to “Joke 472”

  1. judithatwood July 8, 2012 at 04:23 #

    Excellent!

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  2. RoryBore July 8, 2012 at 04:30 #

    this is no laughing matter —– where can I sign Left Brain up? 🙂

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  3. terry1954 July 8, 2012 at 04:32 #

    haha excellent

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  4. katharinetrauger July 8, 2012 at 05:00 #

    So funny. Why am I not laughting?

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  5. adinparadise July 8, 2012 at 07:14 #

    Hahaha!!! Is this a degree course. It could take 4 years. at least. 😉

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  6. misswhiplash July 8, 2012 at 07:54 #

    I should have read this 5 minutes ago..Learning How to Find Things’ just about summed up my hub who was looking for the wrench that he needed. ‘Where did you last use it ? ‘I asked…his reply was ‘ How would I know.I was only doing what I was asked to do!’
    My reply was ‘well if EVERYTHING was put back where you first found it , you would know where it is next time you need it’
    Men and logic do not go together!!!!

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  7. granny1947 July 8, 2012 at 07:57 #

    Brilliant.

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  8. lemontree1 July 8, 2012 at 08:51 #

    hilarious. I love it! This realy made my morning 😀

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  9. jmgoyder July 8, 2012 at 08:55 #

    This is the best thing I have read for ages!

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  10. jmgoyder July 8, 2012 at 08:57 #

    I didn’t mean the best thing from you – I meant the best thing in general!
    Which doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy other people’s offerings.
    Oh forget it, Julie (who suffers from foot in mouth disease)
    Thanks Tilly – this is an LOL!

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  11. Al July 8, 2012 at 15:45 #

    Would it be OK if I attended just the session about the remote? Or…..just send me the number of the support group.

    P.S. Toilet rolls DO grow on the holders. Every time I’ve left an empty one, there is a new one when I return. You could drop that topic and add an extra session on the remote.

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  12. idiosyncratic eye July 8, 2012 at 17:21 #

    Versions of this have been going around since the birth of personal email but I love the line in this one where they can only find _one_ man to testify about asking for directions! 😉

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  13. robincoyle July 8, 2012 at 21:53 #

    They need WAAAAAAAAAAAAY more than two days for this course.

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  14. puddinggirl July 9, 2012 at 02:54 #

    Hi Tilly! here’s another award to add to your collection! http://puddinggirl.wordpress.com/2012/07/09/awards/

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  15. SchmidleysScribbling July 9, 2012 at 20:13 #

    Except for the shopping bit, I pretty well got him trained. He does have a few odd habits, however, he collects the cardboard tubes in toliet paper rolls. Don’t know why. Dianne

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  16. Jeff July 9, 2012 at 21:40 #

    Having been married for almost 27 years, I learned to deal with being wrong all the time long ago. 🙂

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  17. Food Stories July 15, 2012 at 16:13 #

    OMG … I love this 🙂

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  18. benzeknees August 4, 2012 at 06:17 #

    An oldie, but still a goodie!

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