English: North American Opossum with winter coat. Français : Opossum de Virginie en livrée d’hiver. Deutsch: Ein Nordopossum (Didelphis virginiana) im Winterfell (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
From Pun of the Day.
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You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
i saw a baby one in my yard two days ago!
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Too cute! 😉
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Ohhhhhhh – so bad it’s great!
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Boy does that possum look cold!
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How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t. You get down from a duck.
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Haha. Clever…also robincoyle’s comment.
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