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Weekly Photo Challenge: Peaceful

14 Jul

Need to post this for peace.

Not world peace or Greenpeace or green peas, but to still that nagging voice in my head (sounding remarkably like the Hub’s) that says, ‘You haven’t done this Weekly Photo Challenge yet!’  It’s been bugging me since it arrived in my inbox…on January 13th.

Rolls eyes in exasperation at self…

So what constitutes ‘peace’?

I don’t know, which is why the prompt has been sitting in my inbox since January.

I can tell you what’s not peaceful:

Sitting on an ostrich – for either of us.

But I can show you the peace of the calm after the storm:

That’s the only piece of me you’re getting today.

Joke 478

14 Jul

Thermometer-lazy-4 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to Viveka at My Guilty Pleasures for this one.

Sven tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do.  When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, Doctor. In plain English—what’s wrong with me?”

“Well, in plain English,” says the doctor, “you’re just lazy.”

Sven nods. “ I know, but give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

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