Joke 487

23 Jul
River scene with rowing boat and boat shed

River scene with rowing boat and boat shed (Photo credit: Powerhouse Museum Collection)

Last one (for now) from Elizabeth.

One day a Pastor and a Brother took a visitor fishing by boat.  Once in the middle of the lake, the Pastor said, “I seem to have forgotten my fishing rod; I’ll be right back,” and to the visitor’s amazement, he stepped out of the boat and walked on top of the water towards the shore.

When the Pastor returned the Brother said, “I need to use the toilet; I’ll be right back!”  Again, the visitor watched in amazement.

Once the Brother returned, not wanting to be outdone, the visitor said “I need to use the toilet, too.”  As soon as he stepped out of the boat, he sank.

The Pastor nudged the Brother and said, “We should have told him where the rocks were.”

7 Responses to “Joke 487”

  1. slpmartin July 23, 2012 at 04:52 #

    Ah…a classic told with a number of variations…but always good for a chuckle. 😉


  2. granny1947 July 23, 2012 at 06:12 #

    Hehehe…thanks for the morning smile.


  3. grannymar July 23, 2012 at 09:25 #

    You have me chuckling away on another dull wet morning!


  4. evilnymphstuff July 24, 2012 at 14:49 #

    LOL! I love this one!


  5. eof737 July 27, 2012 at 16:21 #

    Great! I’m glad you used it… Made me smile again. 🙂


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