Joke 496

1 Aug
A single reed bulb horn.

A single reed bulb horn. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Two cute ones from Will & Guy.

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Nicola, eight years old, told her parents that David Parsons had kissed her after lessons.

“How did that happen?” asked her mother.

“It wasn’t easy,” admitted the young lady, “but three girls helped me catch him.”

Daddy was driving with five-year old Alice one day, and honked his car horn by mistake.

Alice turned and looked at Daddy for an explanation.

Daddy:  I did that by accident.

Alice:  I know that, Daddy.

Daddy:  How do you know?

Alice:  Because you didn’t say ‘IDIOT!’ afterwards.

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5 Responses to “Joke 496”

  1. terry1954 August 1, 2012 at 04:28 #

    too funny!!!

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  2. ppmuzah August 1, 2012 at 07:04 #

    hahahaha, the days gone by when all you needed were three strong friends to help you pin down the guy you liked…now things are just too complicated!

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  3. viveka August 1, 2012 at 11:38 #

    wonderful!!! Truely great both of them.

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  4. grannymar August 1, 2012 at 20:27 #

    I wonder if ten years down the line that young would like to kiss the same fellow whether he was held down or not!

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