Vasectomy Dog And A Frog Disease Called Awesome

 

I was going to tell you about yesterday but it will have to wait until tomorrow because today I am a day late sharing the searches that found my blog.

1037 people arrived here in July via search engines; fairly slim pickings again, but here is a sample:

teeth (Photo credit: jfraser)

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They sound pretty smart to me

• the stupid things dogs and cats do with quotes

Erm…

• funny cancer
• death sleep cartoon
• cute buttocks
• footrub mother in law
• frog disease called awesome
• bits of skin under armpit
• vasectomy dog funny
• irish authoress armpits

Amusing searches, apparently

• things that no longer exist

I’m insulted

• ugliest yorkie

There’s no place like…

• homesick cartoons
• cow government

I’m not going there

• husband cemetery

Rejected Olympic Sports

• granny laughing
• back door porn
• kitten scowling
• window cleaning with a pole

There’s no ‘i’ in…

• harry arm pits

Always with the teeth

• smile and the world will smile with you .. no teeth guys
• ugly big teeth cartoon
• we lost a lot of good men out there teeth extraction
• african woman messed up teeth
• one direction bad teeth too serious
• boy boring

Weirdest prize I ever heard of

• sharks win bulls

They think I know famous people

• julia roberts armpits revealed
• julia roberts biceps
• julia bathe
• julia roberts story
• secret rooms in buckingham palace
• robert pattinson armpits
• who is cesar millan girlfriend now
• plastic face can’t smile

He gets rich from everything

• simon cowell teeth money

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Joke 497

English: “The Dedusting Pump”, later known as vacuum cleaner. Deutsch: “Die Entstaubungspumpe”, später bekannt als Staubsauger. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to Granny1947 for this one.

Some of Life’s Imponderables

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
• Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you’re broke?
• Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them; but if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check?
• Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
• Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
• Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Why is it that, no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
• Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
• Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?
• How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
• Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
• How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!

And a day without sunshine is, like, night.