Joke 497

English: “The Dedusting Pump”, later known as vacuum cleaner. Deutsch: “Die Entstaubungspumpe”, später bekannt als Staubsauger. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to Granny1947 for this one.

Some of Life’s Imponderables

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
• Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you’re broke?
• Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them; but if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check?
• Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
• Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
• Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Why is it that, no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
• Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
• Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?
• How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
• Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
• How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!

And a day without sunshine is, like, night.