Joke 502

7 Aug

 

This is one I saw as a cartoon in Bizarro.

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Patient: That’s a fancy shawl you’re wearing, Doctor.

Psychiatrist: To you it’s a fancy shawl; to me it’s shrink wrap.

 

12 Responses to “Joke 502”

  1. terry1954 August 7, 2012 at 04:51 #

    i need to lose thirty pounds by this Saturday. Saran wrap anyone???? LOL

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  2. siggiofmaine August 7, 2012 at 05:09 #

    This is soooo gooood I sent it to my favorite shrink…he’s retired now, but I know we’ll get
    a running gag out of it … he’s my painting partner/chauffeur not my personal shrink…sort of like ! have a favorite son and favorite daughter…I only have one of each !
    Love it.
    Peace,
    Siggi in Downeast Maine

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  3. viv blake August 7, 2012 at 07:26 #

    great pun

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  4. Pseu August 7, 2012 at 08:09 #

    that’s a good ‘un!

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  5. viveka August 7, 2012 at 11:15 #

    This is GOOooOoOOOoOd! Got it at once. *smile

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  6. adinparadise August 7, 2012 at 11:39 #

    Hehehe. 😆

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  7. Robin Coyle August 7, 2012 at 23:38 #

    Here’s one . . .

    “Sire, the peasants are revolting.”

    The king replies, “Oh come on now, they aren’t that bad.”

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    • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife August 8, 2012 at 20:49 #

      Good one! I know a variation, taken from an advert for Imperial Leather soap in the Seventies. I think it was making fun of the film, Nicholas and Alexandra.

      Rasputin: Sire, the peasants are revolting!

      Tsar N II: And so are you, Rasputin, so are you.

      Classic!

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  8. grannymar August 9, 2012 at 20:41 #

    Good one!

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