This is one I saw as a cartoon in Bizarro.
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Patient: That’s a fancy shawl you’re wearing, Doctor.
Psychiatrist: To you it’s a fancy shawl; to me it’s shrink wrap.
12 Responses to “Joke 502”
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This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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The Laughing Housewife 
i need to lose thirty pounds by this Saturday. Saran wrap anyone???? LOL
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😀 😀
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This is soooo gooood I sent it to my favorite shrink…he’s retired now, but I know we’ll get
a running gag out of it … he’s my painting partner/chauffeur not my personal shrink…sort of like ! have a favorite son and favorite daughter…I only have one of each !
Love it.
Peace,
Siggi in Downeast Maine
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I hope he enjoyed it!
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great pun
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that’s a good ‘un!
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This is GOOooOoOOOoOd! Got it at once. *smile
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Excellent 🙂
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Hehehe. 😆
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Here’s one . . .
“Sire, the peasants are revolting.”
The king replies, “Oh come on now, they aren’t that bad.”
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Good one! I know a variation, taken from an advert for Imperial Leather soap in the Seventies. I think it was making fun of the film, Nicholas and Alexandra.
Rasputin: Sire, the peasants are revolting!
Tsar N II: And so are you, Rasputin, so are you.
Classic!
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Good one!
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