My friend Pseu sent me this one.
I had an email with a message about pork shoulder, salt, water, modified potato starch and sodium nitrate.
I didn’t reply as I assumed it was spam.
21 Responses to “Joke 510”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
Good one!
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Ha! Ha! Very funny. 🙂
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I used to love Spam, before the internet was invented.
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funny! 🙂
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Good one!
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Spam – that was quite funny .. understand the pork .. one, but the once that worldpress collects so nicely for me .. I don’t have a clue about.
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I think I can build that one into conversation. How popular do you think I’m gonna be?! 😉
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I bet they all steal it 🙂
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That’s a good one! D
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So funny! HAHA.. think to really send this kind of email to my friends, would like to know their reaction 😀
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If you do, please report back 🙂
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Where are you? 😦
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North Wales 🙂
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On vacation?
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Yes. Got back yesterday.
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Ah… welcome back! See, my radar senses your absences. 😆
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😀
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People in Hawaii can really relate to this. Everything has Spam in it over here.
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Yep! That is Spam!
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Stuff Posing As Meat?
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Yup.
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