Joke 515

20 Aug
Dog sunny Day Afternoon

Dog sunny Day Afternoon (Photo credit: allert)

My friend Cliff forwarded this email doing the rounds.

Why Some Men Have A Dog And No Wife:

  • The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  • Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
  • Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  • A dog’s parents never visit.
  • Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  • Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
  • Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 
  • A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
  • If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 
  • A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
  • If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad.  They just think it’s interesting.
  • If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:

Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.

Then open it and see who’s happy to see you.

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32 Responses to “Joke 515”

  1. Katherine Gordy Levine August 20, 2012 at 05:08 #

    Pinned this one. http://pinterest.com/pin/147141112796472103/

    On Sun, Aug 19, 2012 at 9:45 PM, The Laughing Housewife wrote:

    > ** > Tilly Bud – The Laughing Housewife posted: ” Dog sunny Day Afternoon (Photo credit: > allert) My friend Cliff forwarded this email doing the rounds. > Why Some Men Have A Dog And No Wife: The later you are, the more excited > your dogs ar”

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  2. terry1954 August 20, 2012 at 05:19 #

    this almost convinces me to get a dog!!!

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  3. jmgoyder August 20, 2012 at 05:45 #

    This is absolutely accurate!

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  4. judithatwood August 20, 2012 at 06:03 #

    I wish I’d known this years ago — I’d have given all the boyfriends and fiances dogs, and then leave. They would probably be happier. 😎

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  5. bigsmileu1 August 20, 2012 at 06:33 #

    He better not lock me in the garage with the dog!! LOL! 😉

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  6. Tammy August 20, 2012 at 07:41 #

    To funny

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  7. Kylie August 20, 2012 at 07:46 #

    This is funny!

    Here’s more:

    Dogs don’t mind eating the same thing every meal, and don’t expect you to wash the dishes!

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  8. royalpenwriters August 20, 2012 at 08:00 #

    Reblogged this on royalpenwriters and commented:
    indeed leaves one laughing,the idea is good keep it up

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  9. viveka August 20, 2012 at 08:26 #

    Terry, this is a topper – very good – great start on a sunny Monday morning. Thanks a million.

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  10. misswhiplash August 20, 2012 at 09:08 #

    That’s a good’un

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  11. kiwidutch August 20, 2012 at 10:42 #

    We were always a cat family… but anyway, (a) I have no garage (b) my parents huge double garage had a winery added to the back and my Mother made wine, so I don’t think she would ever have been too bothered about being locked in for half an hour….

    She probably would have said ” ONLY half an hour? darn!”

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  12. sharechair August 20, 2012 at 11:44 #

    TOO funny!! 🙂

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  13. idiosyncratic eye August 20, 2012 at 14:15 #

    But a dog won’t do your washing or cook your tea. 😉

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  14. aleafinspringtime August 20, 2012 at 19:12 #

    Wicked!!! I love it! 😀 I often think I have dog-like traits (will do anything for treats, love long walks and have been known to take the occasional pee behind a bush out in the great outdoors….) So, now you know. Shaz

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  15. jennysserendipity August 21, 2012 at 04:54 #

    I want a dog now but my landlord does not allow dogs 😉

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