Let’s Hear It For The Fridge Magnet!

My last modelling job

As you all know, given how much I have complained about it, I have had the busiest summer on record.  

This week, I was supposed to be hamming it up at my church’s annual holiday club for under-tens.  I had to request a sabbatical.  I am what is technically known in the business as knackered.

Today is a public holiday in the UK, the last one before Christmas.  Traditionally, Brits like to spend it barbecuing.  What Brits actually do is veg in front of the TV.

I am not a woman to let down my country.

See you tomorrow.

Joke 522

Poster from before the 1979 eradication of smallpox, promoting vaccination. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

My friend Cliff  has a million of them.

A paediatric nurse had the difficult assignment of giving immunisation shots to children.  One day, she entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her vaccination.

“No, no, no!” screamed Lizzie.

“Lizzie,” scolded her mother, “that’s not polite behaviour.”

With that, the girl yelled even louder, “No, thank you!  No, thank you!”