Joke 532

6 Sep

From Will & Guy.

Jacob, aged 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, living in Devon, are excited about their decision to marry. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist’s. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”

The chemist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We’re about to get married.  Do you sell heart medication?”

Chemist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”

Chemist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”

Chemist: “Yes, a large variety.  The works.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, fibre powders?”

Chemist: “Absolutely.”

Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

Chemist: “We sure do.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

Chemist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “In that case, we’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list.”

14 Responses to “Joke 532”

  1. terry1954 September 6, 2012 at 04:48 #



  2. jmgoyder September 6, 2012 at 05:14 #

    Now that is brilliant!


  3. WordsFallFromMyEyes September 6, 2012 at 09:40 #

    This is just great. I haven’t had a laugh in a while! Thank you! 🙂

    That bit about poking old folks at funerals though.. that’s wicked, hee hee hee…


    • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife September 6, 2012 at 16:28 #

      Don’t blame me – I’m just passing it on 😉

      Glad you laughed. We tell a joke a day around here, so come back when you need a giggle.


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  5. sharechair September 6, 2012 at 12:49 #

    Didn’t see that punch line coming! 🙂


  6. viveka September 6, 2012 at 13:43 #

    Brilliant !!! Great …. thanks for a good laugh again.


  7. ruthrawls September 6, 2012 at 14:54 #

    I totally did not expect the punch line! I really did *Laugh Out Loud*! Thanks for the laugh, housewife!


  8. benzeknees September 7, 2012 at 00:46 #

    I just read this one recently by North Americanized because they wanted to use the drugstore for their bridal registry. Ha,ha


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