Joke 532

From Will & Guy.

Jacob, aged 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, living in Devon, are excited about their decision to marry. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist’s. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”

The chemist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We’re about to get married.  Do you sell heart medication?”

Chemist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”

Chemist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”

Chemist: “Yes, a large variety.  The works.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, fibre powders?”

Chemist: “Absolutely.”

Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

Chemist: “We sure do.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

Chemist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “In that case, we’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list.”