The Magic Number

6 Sep

Thank you to Amba Nair and Addy, who became my 600th subscribers. Unrelated bloggers, they both qualify for the title of Deluded #600, because one is the official 600th subscriber (Addy) and one is the actual 600th subscriber (Amba Nair), though she has the official position of 601st subscriber.  Having worked her way through this awkward first paragraph, however, she may become the 601st unsubscriber.

You are hereby granted permission to eat a single Malteser in celebration, so long as you send the remainder of the packet to me.  I can think of no greater honour to bestow for your excellent taste in blogs.

I was the first official subscriber to my blog – just checking the subscription button worked, I promise.  Viv was the actual first subscriber to my blog; or at least the first person not to unsubscribe.  Thank you, Viv, for sticking with me through good posts and bad.

And thank you to the other 597?8? subscribers, who don’t object to vanity posts like this one.  I love you all.  Don’t leave me, despite my difficulty with numbers.

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I am a week late, sharing the searches that found my blog last month.   I haven’t rushed to do it because August was the dullest month for searches since records began.

There was nothing inspired, like in previous months:

  •  you are only as old as the woman you fee
  • president donkey
  • toilet blob.

I give you the best of a bad August lot:

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I get it

The second search followed the first in the list.  Coincidence?  I think not

  • what makes me happy
  • julia roberts fat

Present 601 company excepted, I have scary readers

  • vasectomy cartoons
  • scalded during shower cartoon
  • coffin cartoons
  • brain surgery cartoon
  • i will miss you cartoon
  • funny acupuncture cartoon
  • facebook stalking cartoons
  • my nose is frozen cartoons
  • girls arm pit stolen
  • tail growthing
  • inflatable teeth lobster
  • entering of maths teachers hating by students funny stills
  • medical waste bags art gallery
  • foot torture

When they’re not scary, they’re weird

  • longest hair from womens sweaty armpit
  • julia roberts harry armpit
  • madonna nude armpit
  • sticky armpits
  • children were taught to be rebels since little kids because of disney
  • smile with teeth cow
  • and so he shot him
  • i brought flower vase from a cemetery is it bad?
  • fart fire alarm
  • pics of amateur nude women showing armpit hair

I have never met an amateur nude; have you?

Some are bone idle

  • insults for lazy people

Sometimes, they bring gifts to grammar geeks like what I am

  • my but is big
  • why are did grammar

This one is clearly a fantasist

(Only people who have read the grim and unrelenting  but much-loved Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card will find this amusing)

  • ender’s game humor

Finally, my favourite search in August was made by someone who is obviously a patriot

  • hairy armpits british flag

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42 Responses to “The Magic Number”

  1. grannymar September 6, 2012 at 11:36 #

    Congratulations and thank you. I will have the little mouthful of nothingness with my coffee…. then another…. and another. Since I cannot walk to the Post office this week and carry an open bag of Maltesers while hanging on to crutches. I’ll just sit here feeling sorry for myself and scoff the bag full. Where are the violins? I expected music of sympathy for my poor sore leg and face! 😦

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    • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife September 6, 2012 at 16:25 #

      Poor Grannymar. You have been in the wars. You should take the enforced rest time to write a pile of spare posts for when you are out with your toyboys.

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    • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife September 6, 2012 at 16:25 #

      Poor Grannymar. You have been in the wars. You should take the enforced rest time to write a pile of spare posts for when you are out with your toyboys.

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  2. SchmidleysScribbling September 6, 2012 at 12:01 #

    One of the great writers wrote some month or other is the dullest month, but we have had a stretch that covered a couple of months with the conventions over here. Dullsville and who are they talking too anyway? I am reading your blog at 7:01 EST which means you probably just went to bed. Easy to get around when the other 599 followers are asleep. Dianne

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  3. aleafinspringtime September 6, 2012 at 12:54 #

    I love your scary, weird, grammar geeks and julia roberts fans readers!!! Oh wait – which one am I???! Sharon

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  4. laurieanichols September 6, 2012 at 13:03 #

    Congratulations on a fantastic number! Your searches are always funny and weird.

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  5. sharechair September 6, 2012 at 13:04 #

    What’s with all the armpit searches? What am I doing here? 🙂 🙂

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  6. Al September 6, 2012 at 13:41 #

    Tell me more about this unsubscribe button.

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  7. robincoyle September 6, 2012 at 16:00 #

    I don’t remember you doing a post on armpits, hairy or otherwise. Must have been when I was on vacation. Darn. Please provide a link.

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  8. Three Well Beings September 6, 2012 at 16:17 #

    I love the poster! That about says it all…and when aren’t the blogs vanity posts? We are all a bit self-indulgent. It doesn’t seem to worry any of us, though, does it? I love the lists of your search criteria, and always forget to even check mine. And judging by the weird assortment you’ve gathered I just have to wonder what it says about the 600 of us who follow you so regularly! What ARE we reading? LOL! D

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  9. Gobetween September 6, 2012 at 17:48 #

    Inflatable teeth monster??! You are an odd lot.

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  10. momopolize September 6, 2012 at 19:44 #

    Awesomenicity! Your blog is so awesome, it deserves to have a word made up for it.

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  11. adinparadise September 6, 2012 at 19:51 #

    Congrats on your 600+ subscribers, Tilly. I love that quote at the top. It says it all. 🙂

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  12. viveka September 6, 2012 at 22:04 #

    Congratulations, Linda … you’re wired and wonderful in more than one way and please stay like that for another 600. I saw one armpit not long that long ago here … at first I didn’t know what to think, so I left it as that. You’re true joy !

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  13. Amba Nair September 7, 2012 at 01:45 #

    *Jumps up & down and squeals* As your (official, unofficial I don’t care I’m honored!!) 600th subscriber I just want to say, I have a small feeling that I am going to be LOLing at all of your posts. You have such a quirky sense of humor Tilly! Love it 🙂 Okay now, I must be off to eat my single Malteser. Mind you, SINGLE Malteser *evil grin*

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  14. eof737 September 7, 2012 at 03:26 #

    We are a devoted bunch and I thank you for not abandoning me too… I have disappeared from time to time to cater to personal and family needs, but you stuck around like a true Brit. Ta love! 🙂

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  15. rizalID September 7, 2012 at 03:36 #

    good of photos, sob..

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  16. vivinfrance September 7, 2012 at 07:53 #

    Why are you posting your replies twice? Why are you posting your replies twice? Is it to boost your stats? I shall examine your tags closely in future to discover the reason for your weird search terms. The only ones I get are “The art of Mucha” and “The Scream” because I once wrote poems with those titles!

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  17. Pseu September 7, 2012 at 08:18 #

    I could fancy a bit of amateur nudity…

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  18. katharinetrauger September 11, 2012 at 17:08 #

    Whew! I ache from laughing.
    Your sidebar says you have the funniest readers, but lady, you have the funniest searchers, for sure.
    Thanks for a great laugh! As always. 🙂

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