From jokesabout.
It was the end of the school year and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.”
“That’s right,” the boy said, “but how did you know?”
“Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
The next pupil was the candy shop owner’s daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.”
“That’s right, but how did you know?” asked the girl.
“Oh, just a wild guess,” said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
“Is it wine?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
“Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, “I give up, what is it?”
With great glee, the boy replied, “It’s a puppy!”
That’s awful!
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Hehe! I know, but really funny.
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You got me with that one! Ha, ha, ha
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Yuk! But funny yuk.
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Nothing worse than a leaking puppy! 😆
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This is brilliantly funny – wonderful – getting better by the day.
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Reblogged this on OyiaBrown.
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That is brilliant!! 🙂
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yuck!
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What year?
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ewwww how nasty, but this was so funny!!
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Eeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! 😎
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Ew!
Yet another reason to remain philistinic in regard to all things pet-related.
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Sigh.
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That is just nasty. 😦
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I bet that teacher learned a lesson , that was very funny.
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I’ve got to stop eating/drinking when reading your posts. I’m making a mess. 🙂
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😀
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That one really made me laugh hard…thanks…it’s been a long day and I needed a good laugh. 🙂
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That’s as yucky as abc peanuts!!! 😉
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Haha, gross!
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eeeeeewwww!
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