Joke 534

8 Sep

 

Teacher

Teacher (Photo credit: tim ellis)

From jokesabout.

It was the end of the school year and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.”

“That’s right,” the boy said, “but how did you know?”

“Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.

The next pupil was the candy shop owner’s daughter.

The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.”

“That’s right, but how did you know?” asked the girl.

“Oh, just a wild guess,” said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.

“Is it wine?” she asked.

“No,” the boy replied, with some excitement.

The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.

“Is it champagne?” she asked.

“No,” the boy replied, with more excitement.

The teacher took one more taste before declaring, “I give up, what is it?”

With great glee, the boy replied, “It’s a puppy!”

 

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22 Responses to “Joke 534”

  1. jmgoyder September 8, 2012 at 04:10 #

    That’s awful!

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  2. benzeknees September 8, 2012 at 05:54 #

    You got me with that one! Ha, ha, ha

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  3. vivinfrance September 8, 2012 at 07:48 #

    Yuk! But funny yuk.

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  4. grannymar September 8, 2012 at 09:24 #

    Nothing worse than a leaking puppy! 😆

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  5. viveka September 8, 2012 at 11:05 #

    This is brilliantly funny – wonderful – getting better by the day.

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  6. OyiaBrown September 8, 2012 at 11:41 #

    Reblogged this on OyiaBrown.

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  7. lanceleuven September 8, 2012 at 11:42 #

    That is brilliant!! 🙂

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  8. misswhiplash September 8, 2012 at 13:03 #

    yuck!

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  9. Al September 8, 2012 at 14:55 #

    What year?

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  10. terry1954 September 8, 2012 at 14:55 #

    ewwww how nasty, but this was so funny!!

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  11. Judith Atwood September 8, 2012 at 15:43 #

    Eeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! 😎

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  12. sanstorm September 8, 2012 at 15:49 #

    Ew!
    Yet another reason to remain philistinic in regard to all things pet-related.

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  13. idiosyncratic eye September 8, 2012 at 18:22 #

    That is just nasty. 😦

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  14. gtalan September 8, 2012 at 18:28 #

    I bet that teacher learned a lesson , that was very funny.

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  15. sharechair September 8, 2012 at 20:49 #

    I’ve got to stop eating/drinking when reading your posts. I’m making a mess. 🙂

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  16. slpmartin September 8, 2012 at 23:51 #

    That one really made me laugh hard…thanks…it’s been a long day and I needed a good laugh. 🙂

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  17. katharinetrauger September 9, 2012 at 05:51 #

    That’s as yucky as abc peanuts!!! 😉

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  18. Perfecting Motherhood September 12, 2012 at 02:57 #

    Haha, gross!

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  19. Janie Jones September 16, 2012 at 00:01 #

    eeeeeewwww!

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