Joke 543

17 Sep

From ajokeaday.com

Heaven

Heaven (Photo credit: irunandshoot)

A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, died.  He found himself standing at the back of an enormous queue outside the gates of Heaven.  

The lawyer could barely see St Peter sitting up on a podium outside the gates with a large book.  Every now and then St Peter glanced down the queue to see how it was going. Suddenly, he spotted the lawyer.  He was most surprised.  He jumped down from the podium and ran along the line until, slightly out of breath, he arrived beside the lawyer.

St Peter embraced the lawyer and pulled him out of the queue, taking him up to the front.  One person asked what was happening and an angel replied.  The reply was passed up the queue and people started to nod and clap.

The lawyer, embarrassed, asked St Peter why he was getting the special attention.

St Peter stopped, looking concerned.  ‘You are a lawyer, aren’t you?’

‘Yes,’ the lawyer replied.  ‘Does this happen to all lawyers in heaven?’

‘Oh, no,’ said St Peter. ‘It’s just that you are the first one to ever get here.’

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14 Responses to “Joke 543”

  1. terry1954 September 17, 2012 at 04:10 #

    that was just too cute, and i imagine there is some truth to it, as lawyers have the worst reputations. hehe

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  2. slpmartin September 17, 2012 at 04:33 #

    Oh now that’s funny!

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  3. benzeknees September 17, 2012 at 07:11 #

    Bwaahaaahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  4. adinparadise September 17, 2012 at 07:55 #

    😆

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  5. OyiaBrown September 17, 2012 at 09:52 #

    Reblogged this on OyiaBrown.

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  6. sharechair September 17, 2012 at 11:08 #

    yuk! yuk! 🙂

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  7. misswhiplashmisswhiplash September 17, 2012 at 13:18 #

    Excllent..I wonder what yout ‘lawyer’readers will think of it…that would be an interesting follow up

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  8. Bridgesburning Chris King September 17, 2012 at 13:24 #

    Love it!!!

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  9. Three Well Beings September 17, 2012 at 18:51 #

    My son is an attorney! I promise you–he’s one of the good ones! 🙂

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  10. grannymar September 17, 2012 at 19:36 #

    I have a friend a Lawyer, I better not show him this one!

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  11. viveka September 17, 2012 at 20:46 #

    I love lawyers … especially them on TV – great one … !!!!!

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  12. Perfecting Motherhood September 18, 2012 at 21:44 #

    I was wondering what he was doing in that line!

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