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20 Sep

The Hub has been at it again, leaving love notes for me.  

I don’t mind them; it’s kind of nice that he loves me enough to show it; but why are they always left in the kitchen?  I might spend all my time in there, but no one in this house believes that’s where my heart is.  It would make more sense if he left them on the computer.

This one is from the paper Pseu used in her gift basket:

Here’s one he left on the milk:

Here’s one he left on the strawberries:

I get the feeling he loves me but thinks I spend too much time with food.  

This one isn’t a love note, just some fun he had at my expense:

It led to Bizarre Question Of The Week #1: Did you put the frog in the fridge?

Joke 546

20 Sep

The jokes & quotes are from squarewheels.com.

  • “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” Anonymous
  • “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” Anonymous
  • “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” Jeff Valdez
  • “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” English proverb
  • “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” Ellen Perry Berkeley
  • “One cat just leads to another.”  Ernest Hemingway
  • “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.” Mary Bly
  • “Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.” Joseph Wood Krutch
  • “There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.” Anonymous
  • “Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” Missy Dizick
  • “Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” Joseph Wood Krutch
  • “Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.” John S. Nichols
  • “Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p**s on your computer.” Bruce Graham

 

 

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