Joke 546

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• “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” Anonymous
• “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” Anonymous
• “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” Jeff Valdez
• “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” English proverb
• “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” Ellen Perry Berkeley
• “One cat just leads to another.”  Ernest Hemingway
• “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.” Mary Bly
• “Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.” Joseph Wood Krutch
• “There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.” Anonymous
• “Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” Missy Dizick
• “Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” Joseph Wood Krutch
• “Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.” John S. Nichols
• “Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p**s on your computer.” Bruce Graham