The jokes & quotes are from squarewheels.com.
- “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” Anonymous
- “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” Anonymous
- “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” Jeff Valdez
- “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” English proverb
- “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” Ellen Perry Berkeley
- “One cat just leads to another.” Ernest Hemingway
- “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.” Mary Bly
- “Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.” Joseph Wood Krutch
- “There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.” Anonymous
- “Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” Missy Dizick
- “Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” Joseph Wood Krutch
- “Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.” John S. Nichols
- “Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p**s on your computer.” Bruce Graham
Exactly why I don’t own a cat.
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I love the line about cats being covered in cat spit! LOL 🙂
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We’re not cat owners but there are a million feral cats around here.
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Some of the many reasons why I love cats
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“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.” Mary Bly – my favorite today …. brilliant – so true – both a cat and dog lover .. had both. Had two cats – by name Whisky & Zoda – they both where just this qoute. Love it.
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I’m not a cat person, but am sending this on to someone who is owned by a cat.
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Hehehe. Love the cat spit one. 🙂
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“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”
my fav!
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Haahaahaahaahaahaahaahaa! Great!
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You say that about them all 😉
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But they are all great — I get to open your post and laugh my butt off first thing every morning — I can’t even begin to tell you how much I look forward to your daily jokes!
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😀
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I once read that “dogs have owners; cats have staff.” Says it all, really.
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The second joke is from a Terry Pratchett novel (not sure which one, but it’s definitely part of the Discworld series). I shall find out for you!
In other news I’ll call home tomorrow afternoon.
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These are all true. All four of my cats said so.
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